Snakes are fun in the shower though.
Tsk tsk, you posted a reply on the 1500th post and failed to recognize that it was on a big round number. 1501 baby. Woo.
Uberthread!!
Verily, it is so.
Why, yes, that was just an excuse to say “verily”. 
Xavier, a friend of mine, suggested that we do a round of surreal one-liners.
YMMV*
*Young mushroom mustard vehicle
Zipping into another bout, clearly.
Don’t you just love it, Jack?
Eeveryone does, as fas as I can tell.
Freeze, you typo-fairy!
Good Night, folks, I’m up way past my bedtime.
Hell hath no fury like the damned who was promised a snow-cone.
I’m going to bed too. I expect to see three more pages when I wake up. Chop chop!
Just running out of things to say… maybe we should start a story?
Karl was walking down the street one day when…
Lou started yelling at him from across the street.
“Man, you’re 20 minutes late with my pizza! It’s free now!” said Lou.
“No way. It’s only been 15 minutes since you phoned for it.” replied Karl,
“Order slip here says 6:30. It’s 6:45.”
(Phoning actually took place 18 minutes ago)
“Quit messing with me! It’s been 20 minutes!” With that, Lou grabbed the pizza and started running down the street.
Rapidly, Karl started running after him.
“Stop!” he shouted.
Tripping on the street curb, Lou fell over and the pizza went flying.
Upside down, the pizza fell on the head of Wanda (yeah, I’m cheating a bit)
“Very good,” said Karl, "You can’t even run without somehow messing it up.
Wanda wiped the pizza off her face and exclaimed “YOU IDIOT!” “Look what you did to my (guess…) Xylaphone!”
Xylaphone dripping with pizza sauce, Lou looked at it and started apologising and trying to wipe it all up.
(You see, Wanda is a professional xylaphone player for a symphony)
“'Za! You got 'za all over me and my xylaphone! Just apologising doesn’t cut it!”
And so on… and so on… continue the story if you want hehe… Sorry for any grammar/spelling errors, this little creativity spurt came after a few beers.
Just what I thought.
Judicious use of the time-difference between Europe and America gives me my chance to finally get my post in here.
Klose (yeah, cheating again), but no cigar… JUST beat you hehe. Contend with Australia now!
Laughing now, aren’t you Latch? Grrrrr, I can’t catch a break. 
I guess it’s up to the two of us to get those three pages while the 'mericans are taking their well-earned naps.
Man (or woman ) no can do. It’s beddie time for me. Big day the next few days, it’s o-week (orientation week) at uni. By “orientation” they mean “spend a week drinking as much as you can every night and doing lots of stupid stuff while destroying your body through alcohol and not getting very much sleep because during the day there are activities (like Club Signup Day) that you have to be at” Night… good luck!
Now you’re leaving me alone? I can’t do this on my own! is there anybody out there? Hey, what’s that sound? I’ll better have a look.
(Ominous silence)
Sometimes they do.
<DOH responded to bottom of page 30 instead of 31…sorry moron in the corner,nothing to see here>