It’s not only the scattergun posting, where he lays down an array of posts thoughtless and pointless enough to make handy blush, in half the time that it took the aforementioned (and departed) sod to create.
It isn’t even the inane name - which not only screws up posts, disrupting my thread-skimming, but defiles the holiest of holies, the Straight Dope Message Board, with it’s teeth-rattling IM-style formatting.
It’s all of these elements that form a Voltron of crap. And this is only his first day.
I was going to notice how he/she/it also has really odd capitalization rules. He seems to arbitrarily capitalize words in the middle of a sentence while always capitalizing the letter “o.”
His name even violates grammar rules. The first time I saw the name, I was thinking, “Dude, it’s AN evil monkey, not A evil monkey.”
Id just like to add that his name is too bloody long and it f*cks up the listings of the topics on the boards… it would nearly want to make you go and reply to each post just so it could be fixed…
Normally I don’t do this, but Evil Monkey is using the same IP as The Grapist, the Hamburglar, and a couple of other idjits. I have banned that IP family. Since the guy is banned, I’m gonna close this thread.