A_EVIL_MONKEY_LIVES_IN_MY_HEAD: Shut up, you deranged carrot!

Good God. 18 posts in, and this man already has me cheesed off. It’s not only thethe mindless, nonsensical chit-chat.

It’s not only the scattergun posting, where he lays down an array of posts thoughtless and pointless enough to make handy blush, in half the time that it took the aforementioned (and departed) sod to create.

It isn’t even the inane name - which not only screws up posts, disrupting my thread-skimming, but defiles the holiest of holies, the Straight Dope Message Board, with it’s teeth-rattling IM-style formatting.

It’s all of these elements that form a Voltron of crap. And this is only his first day.

Pitters, meet A_EVIL_MONKEY_LIVES_IN_MY_HEAD. A_EVIL_MONKEY_LIVES_IN_MY_HEAD, meet pitters.

Well, school IS out for the holiday. This idiot just hasn’t gotten enough triptophan to knock his sorry ass out, yet.

Break up your stinking name! It’s too stinking long without a stinking break!

I have already mentioned this.

You beat me to the punch, Gadfly.

I was going to notice how he/she/it also has really odd capitalization rules. He seems to arbitrarily capitalize words in the middle of a sentence while always capitalizing the letter “o.”

His name even violates grammar rules. The first time I saw the name, I was thinking, “Dude, it’s AN evil monkey, not A evil monkey.”

Id just like to add that his name is too bloody long and it f*cks up the listings of the topics on the boards… it would nearly want to make you go and reply to each post just so it could be fixed…

And Biggirl just said that… sorry!

Normally I don’t do this, but Evil Monkey is using the same IP as The Grapist, the Hamburglar, and a couple of other idjits. I have banned that IP family. Since the guy is banned, I’m gonna close this thread.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope