Slugs are not insects; they’re molluscs. Congratulations, Stoid, you’ve opened up a whole new world of seafood.
Oh, ish.
And for all you trash-minds, it doesn’t help in the least that Pulsating Carrots would make an excellent band name.
This is the stuff of nightmares.
It conjures up hideous memories of my discovering 1.) a meal worm imbedded in a Reece’s cup and 2.) a cockroach blithely crawling through my Caesar salad in a supposedly upscale restaruant.
On one hand I LIKE Reece’s cups and Caesar salad lots more than raw carrots but neither unfortunate incident pulsated against my tongue either.
But live slugs? Oh, barf.
Miraculously repelled from food,
Veb
Perfect timing.
I wanted to start a new diet anyway…thanks for putting me off my food.
I’m glad I never really liked carrots anyway, cause I’ll never be able to eat one again. Ick, ick, ick.
I feel your pain. Once I was in the process of yawning when I accidently sucked up some sort of insect. Anyway it was lodged so far back in my throat that swallowing it was the easiest option. Yuck.
Marc
BTW I’m not quite sure how I feel about my feet coming in just after felching and squicking. Don’t know whether to be proud or offended. 
At a former workplace of mine(large grocery store with a bakery) I was behind the bakery counter with a coworker, icing cakes. A fly startles her by landing on her upper lip and she gasps, inhaling as she does. Said fly went up her nostril into her sinus WHERE SHE COULD FEEL IT FLUTTERING! My coworker had to go to the Emergency Room and have it, well, flushed, for lack of a better word.
But, how do you think the slug felt when it figured out it was inside your mouth?
“Oh my God! I shoulda listened to Mom and just stayed away from carrots!”
Oh ICKKK!!!
EEEEEEEEEWWW!!!
Thanks. I’m never eating carrots again.
Jeez, everybody knows slugs are no good unless you put salt on 'em.
Pulsating. That term is now firmly associated with the “slug-in-the-mouth” oogification and stomach-lurching.
Pulsating.
Porn will never be the same. 
Now I know why I keep coming back to this site. I could never resist a slugfest.
Badump-dump.
Don’t worry, with a little extra effort I’m sure you could move into first place. 
Inadvertent bug-swallowing can be worse than simply disgusting. Once while at an endurance riding event, which involved camping miles from, among other things, emergency medical care, a bee or wasp or somesuch stinging critter decided that it would be a good thing to fly into a can of soda that my mom was drinking. She didn’t see it, brought it up to gulp some down, and swallowed it. It stung her on the way down, deep in throat. We figure if she was even slightly allergic to stings, she would have died there from the swelling. As it was, she came home looking like hell.
In comparison, at least a slug would slide down nice and easy, and the slime trail would probably even ease the way for all food following.
Still, if I had found out that I’d just had a slug inside my mouth, I’d vomit too. Crikey.
Are they sort of related to snails? Snails do make good pets, (if you like crawly things).
And speaking of “Aaaiiieee! Ack! GACK!! GACK! blehblah ptooey! Gack!”:
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One of my daughters wanted me to look at something the dog may have vomited, because she was worried that he was ill. There was some blood, and what looked like a large, shriveled pea (not bright green but the color of canned peas). I picked it up with a paper towel and examined it, and on the bottom were eight barely visible icky little legs. The dog had apparently pulled an engorged tick off himself (or else the flea and tick collar was working).
And no, we did not keep it as a pet.
I guess sea-slugs are related to snails.
Sorry for calling you Stoidella, I see that you are Stoid.
OK, I know about felching, and I don’t care about Whammo’s feet, but…
What is “squicking”?
Nah… too easy.
Originally posted by Lumpy
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Yeah - I hate it when that happens.
TVeblen said:
I prefer Stoid & the Carrot Slugs myself.
JonScribe said:
Or scampered on down her throat in a desperate bid for freedom.
What’s the old song?
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don’t know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she’ll die.
Sincerely,
MysterEcks,
who is definitely disturbed and likes to share it.