gigi
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Here is the list of items we have available to help us get through year-end:
Regular Bugles
Cheese Bugles
Caramel Bugles
Chewy Spree
Skittles (traditional)
Skittles (berry)
Sour Patch Kids
Swedish Fish
Reese’s Mix
Snyder’s Pretzel pieces in Honey Mustard Onion
It is possible the overload sparked a spontaneous iarouQA
It’s shortspeak for the god of all insects, The Grasshopper Deity.
Chewy Spree sounds bad. Like a sailor on shore leave that’s encountered something decidedly unwholesome.
gigi
24
Hmm. As any self-respecting Scrabble player knows, aa is a perfectly cromulent word for lava. Lava hopper diet. Off to Hawaii!
It’s an anagram for Airhead Pot and Pothead Air, both of which I think could apply to the OP. 
It’s the reverse of Carpe diem. I believe it means, “To have a lie-in.”
It’s what a 2 year old tells Mom when she asks why he’s eating a locust.
Don’t be alarmed, parents. It’s a kosher locust.
gigi
29
Hee. It’s hard to believe, but I’ve never indulged.
Not that there’s anyhting wrong with it…
Oh, definitely. Be sure to look for the little “u”-in-a-circle on the thorax. We answer to a higher authority.