Abercrombie & Fitch Girls t-shirt: "Who Needs Brains When You Have These?" (Breasts)

I was properly sized several years ago, because I was wearing ill-fitting C-cups, and I kept bouncing right out of those damn things.
Depending on the company who makes them, I take a 38D *or * DD. They fit perfectly. I can run again! - within reason. They have a tendency to fly up in my face when I get going.

VERY TMI:

My husband says it might be factor, maybe something in the positioning on the chest or something… I can…
I can put them in my mouth. I don’t do this for kicks, mind you. But it’s been done on request with no problems. :o I know that others can do that, too, but I’ve heard that is not a… er… common ability. However, I’m willing to plea ignorance on this matter, because it’s really not something I ask other females on a regular basis. How the hell would you broach that subject?! “Hey, you have some big jugs, can you also suck your own nipples?” :dubious: Is it even a factor in the backache deal? Are mine maybe higher on my chest than some? Or did I just confess this embarrassing thing for nothing, and anyone can pretty much do it?

I’m not willowy, I am somewhat tall (at least, regionally I was considered tall, on a world scale I’m closer to average, I think, at 5’7").
I have to be very careful when buying shirts, and always try them on. Blouses that fit everywhere else tend to have buttons popping at the chest. A regular women’s T-shirt falls very unflatteringly on me, because my breasts hold the material away from the rest of my body, causing a “mumu” look. I have to get those fitted T-shirts for it to work properly. And even then, my husband tends to say, “Wow, all I see is boobs! I really like that shirt!” Then again, he’s a man - perhaps that’s all he can see. :wink: I’ve had comments from women in the past, friends of my mother’s, who would point out to her that I was awfully “well endowed” - my B-cup mother always sighs and says she doesn’t know where I get it, which is where the “I get them from my Dad” joke comes from. :stuck_out_tongue: Either way, they seem to be very… uh… noticable. But the D-DD cups fit great.

I have an hourglass figure… all hips and boobies. My back hurts and I have poor posture. Perhaps I’m too harsh blaming it all on the breasts, and one doctor’s opinion isn’t always the final say on everything, either. There’s sure to be other factors involved.

I still don’t like them. However, I don’t loathe them. I have a feeling that if I went and bought myself some itty bitty titties, I’d suddenly look awfully bottom heavy… :eek:

Much appreciated, but my comment was being sort of sarcastic. I know my sexiness (or lack thereof) has little to do with breasts…so to speak :wink:

I can do what you described in your spoiler too, but just the nipples.

I can suck my own nipples, and I am (I think) a B-cup! Maybe wandering into C territory now after gaining weight… but I hope not. (No offense to those who are. I just can’t be bothered to buy all new bras.) I’ll probably lose them and go back to a definite B when I lose the weight!

Here’s a small boobie related shirt. http://www.palmercash.com/product.asp?3=230

Mine are pretty much average in every possible way, so I couldn’t wear any boobie-related shirts (except for the Nice Boobies threadless shirt posted earlier in the thread, since it’s not size-specific!). But that’s fine as I wouldn’t anyway. :smiley:

Thank you chaoticbear, and **rinni ** - I knew I could count on Dopers to answer that one frankly. :wink:

Are we… placed a little high? I mean, mine aren’t perky, by any means (cripes, if they were pointing UP, the things would be less then three inches from my chin!) I’ve hit myself in the face with the damn things on more than one occasion. Hand/headstands are out of the question. On fair rides that turn upside down, my screams are muffled. :frowning:

I’ve seen pictures… and in some porn, and I notice that all women’s breasts are placed differently, higher or lower on the chest. Granted, many of them have had surgery, so I’m sure that makes things harder to determine… or would it?

I don’t know! I just came here and said mine gave me trouble in certain situations and hoped to make the A cup lady feel better about herself! :smack: :smiley:

Was this thread about T-shirts? :stuck_out_tongue:

One of my favorite quotes from the movie Road House is when this drunk, sloppy guy (DSG) hits on the bad guy’s girlfriend (BGG):

DSG: Whaddya say we go back to my place and get nipple-to-nipple?

BGG: (with a withering look) I can do that without you.
Hee. :slight_smile:

Wrong, wrong and wrong. Many married women are possessed of astonishingly Kick Ass Tits. Some married women have actually been upgraded from the Tectonic ( proper sp :D) Tit Scale to the higher-end Synergistic Pendularity Continuum.

They are a blessed sub-group.

As for the OP, I saw a rather buxom teenage girl in the mawl the other day, shopping with her Mom. She had a skin-tight black t-shirt on with rhinestones spelling out in all caps, **B I T C H **. Had I stared or commented, I’d have been lambasted or worse. I hate that girls even think this is cool or sexy. My almost 14 year old daughter rolled her eyes at the young lady when she saw the shirt and muttered, " I bet !"

Some things are not cool, just because they are curse words. Pity the girl, pity her mother for approving of that kind of clothing. This was a kid of around 14-16, not an adult…

Cartooniverse, who suddenly is feeling very old.

Oh, I think the groups are equally annoying, as they’re both just coming from opposite sides of the same chintzy coin. Of course, in my view, most people are beset by a lack of good taste, so this is just my superiority showing.

Cal wins.
If I worked at A&F, I would make a t-shirt that said ** These get me in the door, but after 15 minutes I better know something.**

/sarcastic feminist.