Thats not fair. half of us drop our pants first.
:rolleyes:
Whitetho at least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Please be careful now, and don’t let your brains go to your head.
I can get to eleven just by unzipping. I don’t need to take off the shoes until 12 or more.
ok weirddave… have you been reading my mind again?
Looks like I have to start wearing my tinfoil hat…
Welcome to the Loser’s Club, WhiteTho.
I haven’t done a search to confirm this or anything, but it seems to me that many posters in the Pit are also very active in the other forums, and tend to be both articulate and intelligent, and bring a great deal to the board.
There is no corrolation between ranting and IQ, at least as a general rule. Look at the posts, I think you’ll see what I mean.
Then again, you could just go hang out in GD and leave the Pit to the unholy denizens who frequent it, thus saving yourself for purer things.
I spent most of the night walking the floor with my daughter who is not quite one year old. She is without a doubt, one of the most beautiful children on the face of the earth even if she doesn’t have much hair. She has had the flu so pretty well anything that has gone in comes right back out at high velocity. I should mention that she is teething and has the diaper rash from hell. (Corn starch works best).
I blew my knee out playing hockey a week ago so what was normally just exhausting was excruciating painful as well. The T3’s aren’t putting a dent in the pain this morning. On the bright side I just got to sit down as my beloved little girl has finally fallen asleep. I can take a little rest and watch my knee swell up before my eyes. Woo fucking hoo!
So quite understandably I am cranky, tired, and in some degree of pain. I really need to blow off some steam cause they don’t need psycho dad around here this morning. I was going to rant about the American Music Awards (Brittney needs to be speared) but I stopped here first.
What’s this? It’s another couple of wankers suggesting that we do away with The Pit. I am getting a sense of deja vu.
Did I just read that whiteho… er… whitetho liken the Pit to a toilet and state that we’re just losers trying to impress other losers? Let me check… yep.
Wait… 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ziiiiiiip! 11.
So maybe I could keep it simple for whitetho and just say “fuck off”.
naaaah!
If C3 was walking into a hornet’s nest with her hands waving then whitetho looks to me like someone who has decided to douse themselves in gasoline before firewalking. after a second look it seems that C3 doesn’t deserve to make the wanker list as she has some class.
Whitetho… We don’t need people like you coming down here to make a pathetic attempt to gain some moral high ground. Do you feel like you are better than me? Keep it up and you are just going to end up looking like the crap I scrape off my shoes. Take note that people have been really nice to you so far but it won’t last if you keep it up. If you have self esteem problems take it somewhere else instead of coming here to put down the articulate, intelligent, passionate, and good looking people who frequent The Pit.
People like you chap my ass so it’s a good thing I stock industrial strength butt polish here.
I feel so much better now… methinks I need a nap.
Twisty,
Try trailing a wire down your pants leg so it drags and you’re grounded. Totally screws up the telepathy, and it’s less obvious than the hat.
Hi Veb! So, you’re impressed, huh? Good. Now, who else can I impress? Shall I count to 11?
[attempts to unzip trousers]
[gets pubic hair caught in zipper]
[drops car keys down sewer grating while yanking at pubes]
[bends down to retrieve car keys]
[gets hit by bus]
[goes to hospital]
[undergoes surgery]
[wakes up to discover right leg missing]
[surgeon apologizes]
[hospital administrator presents waiver for signature, absolving hospital of all responsibility]
[DDG signs waiver]
[leaves hospital]
[returns to SDMB]
[unzips trousers]
Oh, wait. I’m a girl.
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I ma 133t liek JEFFK!!!
I wanna make sure I’m crystal clear about this.
whitetho browsed the Pit, read this Pit thread, and posted to this Pit thread essentially saying that anyone who spends time browsing, reading, and posting in the Pit is a “loser”.
Nice.
Ok, just to see how it feels,
Fuck off, whitehoe, you dandruffy pubic hair stuck to a sweaty granny’s butt!
aaaah! Well, no, really didn’t make me feel any better, but it was sort of fun!
Excellent, C3! You show great promise, but remember, you must control your rage–or your rage will control you.
Um, Andros? If you’ve got a minute, I’d like to discuss your term paper on JFK with you. This–
–is not adequate. You’ve had 6 weeks to write this. I know you can do better work. Please don’t make me contact your parents. Remember, our motto here at the School for Losers is, “You can win at losing.”
I would have liked to see you at least mention Jackie.
DOC DOC[i GOOESE, YOU RAE NOT [/b 133t HaX0r liek mee!!!!!
DO NOT STEAL MY HTAML CODE OR JABBASCRIPT OR I WILL WINNUKE YUOR IP ADRESS LIEK A MONGORASAL!!!
Look, peeps, it’s very, very simple.
If you don’t like the Pit-DON’T GO THERE!
SOME of us like a little slap fest every now and then. It makes life interesting. And it keeps us humble.
I like the Pit. I oft times call myself “Pit Bitch” because I spend a lot of time here. I like to be able to cuss and not worry. I like to bitch and moan and not worry. I like the fact that when things get too hot a lot of times folks go “whoa! Wait a minute” and calm down and see it from the other side. A lot of times folks apologize to each other and mend fences. I also like hearing what bugs other folks and what other folks think they should do about it.
The Pit opens my eyes in a way no other forum could. So… I like it. Frankly, if you don’t, please don’t read it. I think it is a very important part of the overall SDMB experience. Yes, it can and does get nasty in here; however, it’s also one of the most honest places on this board. And let’s face it, honesty can HURT. At least in here, when it hurts, you can yowl like a banshee and not get kicked out for it! 
Byzantine-Official Pit-Bitch of the BBQ Pit has a nice ring to it , dontcha think?
slythe – if I didn’t love you before I sure as shit love you NOW! If only you weren’t married… sigh… no, no, someday my prince will come… too bad it will be all over my dress or something!
Now I KNOW you haven’t the pictures on my homepage!