Aborted drunken rant:

One who claims to have received death threats for saying he’s going to burn Korans.

Dude doesn’t like the radical elements of Islam. Fine. But planning to do something that’s likely going to piss off every single Muslim on the planet? Must be one hell of a disconnect in his head.

Which will lead to a disconnct of his head.

He’s called it off. Supposedly the Imam responsible for the “Ground Zero Mosque” has agreed to not build there if Jones calls off his Koran burning. Jones will be meeting with him on Saturday.

And now they’re saying the Imam is denying it. I forgot that news reporters long ago stopped checking sources before reporting something.

But it still appears that Jones has cancelled the book burning because they actually showed him saying this on the news.

I still think the funniest part of this whole thing is the name of his church - The Dove World Outreach Center. Who the hell taught this guy his Christianity?

Well, he got his publicity and a few new members and dollars for his church.

What an enterprising American! Playing on politics, hatred and fear to further the American Dream. I’ve never been prouder the American spirit than I am right now.

::wipes away crocodile tear::

He would do it by shooting fire from his eyes!

He agreed to the meeting. He did not agree to move the MCC.

That guy (everyone keeps calling him “pastor”) is scary crazy. Hide the women and children!! Especially the children. I know you can’t tell if someone is a child molester by just looking at him, but that guy looks like a child molester!!

Dude, are you comparing Jesus to Cyclops, one of the lamest of all of the X-Men? Everyone knows that Jesus would destroy the Qur’an with his retractable adamantium claws.

Jones shows up, they lop off his head, and everyone is happy.

Not so much. Half the congregation (ie., about 50 people) left the church because they disagreed with the Koran burning.

Don’t forget the lime!"

Actually, he hasn’t agreed to anything. The head of the Central Florida Islamic Society agreed to take Jones to New York to meet Raif and to use his own influence to have the MCC moved.

Remind me what he’s actually done wrong, again? Threatening to do something offensive? Wake me up when he goes through with it. You know that 24-hour news cycle that Dopers like to bitch about? Well it’s threads like these that cause that.

One guy wants to build a mosque and that offends people. Another guy wants to burn some books and that offends people. For some reason, you guys are picking sides. I don’t see any criteria here for one guy being worse than the other guy.

What’s more reasonable to take offense to? A building tangientially supporting an idea that killed people like you, or the burning of a book that you really like? Both sound pretty ridiculous to me.

Who is this “one guy” who “wants to build a mosque”?

Burning books, or threatening to, has struck a chord with people since 10 May 1933.

One of the best ideas I’ve seen is for everyone to send that church copies of the Bible… in Arabic.

I was just doing some seriously uninformed WAGging and am seriously glad to be wrong in order to learn that there are some right-thinking people – and christians – in this world.

Fine. “Several people” want to “set up” a “community center associated with a mosque.” Better?

But that doesn’t address what I said. Why are Dopers picking sides? It’s like two idiots yelling at each other at a stop light. It’s still X pissing off Y and not caring about it, so Y does something to piss off X. So now X and Y are engaged in a pissing contest and the rest of you are pulling on your waders and heading straight into the lake. And I’m on the shore, laughing at all the people that, no matter what side they’re on, are going to come out smelling like piss.

Because the two actions are not even close to equivalent. Unless you’re mentally retarded, I really see no reason to explain that to you.