Absurd Food Myths and Rumors

“Margarine is one molecule away from being plastic.”

Maybe. So what? Alcohol is one ion away from petroleum. Water is one ion away from hydrochloric acid. In chemistry, that “one little thing” can make a vast difference.

Ever get a headache from an Italian restaurant? There’s more glutamate, on average, in an Italian restaurant meal than a Chinese restaurant meal.

Here’s the thing, though. Chinese Restaurant Syndrome (Headache, racing heart, sweats, numbness around the mouth, flushing, etc.) does exist. You didn’t make that up. It’s just not the MSG causing it. They don’t know what causes it, although incense commonly burned in Chinese restaurants has been blamed. So has the carbohydrate and fat laden food itself. Consider that there are not widespread reports of headaches from sushi or from Thai food, but there’s just as much MSG used there (more these days, as so many Chinese restaurants have been forced to go MSG free for marketing reasons.)

Scientists have been looking for a connection between Chinese Restaurant Syndrome and other health problems and MSG since 1969, and they can’t find one.

Close. Glutamate is made by your body as part of the Krebs Cycle (remember that thing you learned for the biology test on cellular respiration and then forgot about 5 minutes later? Body making energy from food, breakdown of glucose, mitochondria, ATP? Yeah, that.) Monosodium glutamate is the salt form of glutamate. It stores and transports and it easier to use in cooking that way (or as a table condiment, as is commonly used in Japan.) The instant it dissolves in the water in your food or the spit in your mouth, you’re left with a bunch of sodium (although less sodium than an equal weight of salt) and a bunch of glutamate.

Wait. How does one “fake” a belief? Aren’t you what you claim to be? Yesterday I was Jewish. Today I’m a Mormon! Are my claims falsifiable? :dubious:

You’re right - it’s closer to three teaspoons (per USDA calculator for “large” orange: 17g sugar). It’s got fiber and all that other good stuff in it, though, so there’s no need to avoid oranges. Fruits are sweet. It’s kind of their thing.

Conversion to some religions - Islam in particular - isn’t a simple matter of just saying you’re one.

:eek::p:p:p:p

It could also be the flavor profile - different subcultures have different flavor profiles that they prefer. Back when I worked in the food service industry on the supply side we had lists of brand equivalents sorted by flavor profile so we could sub in the correct dog if we were out of one brand or another. It effectively depended on the regionality of the packing house’s origin [Austrian, Bavarian, Northern German, Alsatian and jew/nonjew and how americanized the packer was.] If you search the hot dog based threads here, you will see it sort of changes flavor profile between northern New England [or Boston if you prefer] New York/Coney Island/Alsatian and Jewish, Cincinati, Chicago/German, Texas/Bavarian and Wisconsin/Minnesota/nordic based.

Me? Northern German/nonJewish =)

German version:

[ul]
[li]3 feet sheep or small (1-1/2-inch diameter) hog casings[/li][li]1 pound lean pork, cubed[/li][li]3/4 pound lean beef, cubed[/li][li]1/4 pound pork fat, cubed[/li][li]1/4 cup very finely minced onion[/li][li]1 small clove garlic, finely chopped[/li][li]1 teaspoon finely ground coriander[/li][li]1/4 teaspoon dried marjoram[/li][li]1/4 teaspoon ground mace[/li][li]1/2 teaspoon ground mustard seed[/li][li]1 teaspoon sweet paprika[/li][li]1 teaspoon freshly fine ground white pepper[/li][li]1 egg white[/li][li]1-1/2 teaspoons sugar[/li][li]1 teaspoon salt, or to taste[/li][li]1/4 cup milk[/li][/ul]
In a blender or food processor, make a puree of the onion, garlic, coriander, marjoram, mace, mustard seed, and paprika. Add the pepper, egg white, sugar, salt, and milk and mix thoroughly.

Grind the pork, beef, and fat cubes through the fine blade separately. Mix together and grind again. Mix the seasonings into the meat mixture with your hands. This tends to be a sticky procedure, so wet your hands with cold water first.

Chill the mixture for half an hour then put the mixture thorough the fine blade of the grinder once more. Stuff the casings and twist them off into six-inch links. Parboil the links (without separating them) in gently simmering water for 20 minutes. Place the franks in a bowl of ice water and chill thoroughly. Remove, pat dry, and refrigerate. Because they are precooked, they can be refrigerated for up to a week or they can be frozen.

Though I also like Hebrew National franks if I am buying commercially prepared ones somewhere other than my favorite butchers [Salem Meat here in CT.]

Here’s one; I’d always heard you don’t eat the distal end of the shrimp tail, like the 6th abdominal segment just before the telson. However, posters here say they’ve done so for years with no ill effects. So was this an absurd myth?

I think they probably just make you smell dead, inside and out.

My gut feeling is that it’s a combination of acetaldehyde and dehydration for 98% of the hangover, and 2% is due to methanol, fusel alcohols and other stuff produced by yeast or present in the original fermentables.

[QUOTE=Wikipedia religious conversion]
A person is considered to have converted to Islam from the moment he or she sincerely makes this declaration of faith, called the shahadah.
[/QUOTE]

Done. I’m a Muslim.

And if you are not sincere in that assertion, you’re faking it. That is pretty much the definition of faking something. Difficulty of detecting whether or not you are sincere is irrelevant.

Congratulations - now we hate you, you terrorist.

Regards,
Shodan

As-salamu alaykum, now gimme my halal meal, you religious oppressor!:wink:

/hijack, apologies.

I’m not religious, if I just say I’m Jewish to get a kosher meal in prison I’m faking it. So yes, it’s 100% possible to fake being Jewish or Muslim. There is a difference between whether or not something can actually be faked and whether or not something can successfully be proven as faked.

Well, maybe not 100% falsifiable to the extent that some other claims are, but if you have no Jewish relatives, were not raised as a Jew, do not go to Temple, observe the Sabbath or any other Jewish Holidays, do not put up mezzuzahs, do not eat Kosher (except in prison), and do not study Jewish religion, then I’d agree your claim to be Jewish is false.

Mayhaps you missed the part about “sincerely.”

Lots of evangelists are faking it too, I’d wager.

Now my sincerity is being questioned. Ohhh the sting of religious persecution.

Come and see the inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!!

You edited that and still missed the omitted word? :slight_smile:

Alton? Alton Brown?? Welcome to the boards!