Abuse a Figure of Speech

Man you guys are all barking up the wrong tree. What the OP is looking for is as plain as the nose on your face. Please don’t shoot the messanger. I’m just trying to think outside the box.

Premit me to orientate you on the cultured way to observate these issures. You got to commentate on the righteousness or wrongfulness of the stuffs you get on the streek. It’s all good and things to have your mine made up but you got to rilly realize your potence in this world. It only make cents for a wild if you sturdy it.

Learning is a good thang but fools learn by no other.

I was going to add my five cents, four times, but now I’m thinking in a new pair o’ dimes.

Well, cigars are close but flying your seats does your pants no good.

Well, that’s six of one or a dime a dozen.

Can I get some au jus sauce with that, please? Thanks a million.

We’ll be here all week! Be sure to trip your waitresses.

We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it.

I’ve always preferred the Teddy Kennedy version of that one: We’ll drive off that bridge when we come to it.

[Larry the Cable Guy]Forgive me, Lord.[/Larry the Cable Guy]

Well, that’s a horse of a different color. But looking at it from both sides – or 360, if you will – what we have here is a failure to communicate.

Let’s network this matrix 24/7 until we can get it onstream. Then we can dialogue your analyzation and graft the results.