AC/DC drummer accused of murder hire plan.

Was he planning nefarious acts on a restricted budget?

That’s just beating around the bush.

Kyle Kinane tweeted this morning for us to brace ourselves for Dirty Deeds jokes. Here they come.

Well, when someone’s the drummer for a band whose output is about %50 humorous songs about violence, and then that person gets charged in a murder-for-hire scheme, you expected something else?

I do feel for him. He’s obviously got problems, and thankfully it got stopped before anyone ended up (resists urge to make more jokes)…dead. Here’s to hoping he gets out of the mental place where ideas like this seem appealing.

Well I posted that last night. Kyle Kinane needs to get on the Dunder Jeep.

for those about to rot ---- we salute you.

(ring ring ring)

Hitman: Hello?

Phil Rudd: What do you do for Money Honey?

Hitman: I Shoot To Thrill

Phil Rudd: Money Talks

Hitman: I have a Big Gun

Phil Rudd: Let’s Play Ball

So will this finally kill AC DC or will they have a new drummer hired by the end of the week?

They’ve been through a period without Rudd before. AC/DC, by all accounts, is a machine. I suspect they’ll ride it for all it is worth…

Was Phil always a problem child?

AC/DC has released a statement.

“We’ve only become aware of Phil’s arrest as the news was breaking. We have no further comment. Phil’s absence will not affect the release of our new album, ‘Rock Or Bust’, and upcoming tour next year.”

Well Hell’s bells. I guess money didn’t talk.

They could probably go grab a drummer from any high school band to tour with them seeing as Rudd plays virtually the exact same beat +/- 5 bpm on every song they’ve ever written. You could have rando’s play drums for them from off stage and no one would ever suspect it wasn’t Rudd.

It’s truly remarkable how he’s been able to recycle the same beat on 600 songs. He must just walk in the day they are recording and just start playing vs. collaborating on songwriting with the rest of the group.

BAZOOKA!

hehe…

I’m pretty sure AC/DC has a “fire at will” clause anyway.

Initially, he approach a female assassin.

He asked, “Hey baby, what’s the going price?” But she told him to go to Hell.

Mr Rudd should have fled to the States before being arrested. He would have been Safe In New York City.

Making he was wanting to take out Spinal Tap’s latest drummer.

film @ 11.

Don’t diss Phil’s drumming. He’s a solid drummer and really grooves that straight rock beat like many can’t.

Seriously. I stand by every word I said. He’s the ultimate disposable drummer. ANYONE who can play the drums with the slightest sense of rythmn could play nearly as well as he did, and is probably more creative.

Sorry man.