Accosted at the Aquarium...

The BBQ Pit
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I took my son to the Aquarium last night, and we were looking at the fishes and whatnot, when this friggin’ guy comes up outta nowhere and starts lecturing us on why dolphins aremammals and not fishes. Jesus! He starts carrying on about mammary glands and says dolphins and whales are covered in hair. Hair!!! Like they’re friggin’ Sasquatches or something. And little Billy (my son) says “Daddy, what are mammary glands?”. Thanks, captain. Now I gotta explain that to my 10-year-old.

WTF? I don’t think he even worked there.

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I think that the guy told the truth. Whether or not you needed or wanted the lecture is the issue.

And your 10 yr old should be old enough to understand mammery glands. It seems to me that all you had to say was, “Mammary glands produc milk. Like cows, dogs, and cats the dolphin youg get milk from their mother.”

As for the uninvited lecture, I would have been a little pissed too.

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Annoying strangers are annoying and strange.

That said why should a 10 year old not know what a mammary gland is? It is not some great evil.

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For the rest of the story go here

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And for an explaination as to why Lynn will be beating **Winston’**s ass, go here.

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Don’t forget the second beatdown for posting parodies without links in the original post.

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For mammary glands, go here.

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For a good time, call…

oops.

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For dangers of strangers at museums, go here

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For a guy who spends too much time with dolphins, go here.

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Winston , has Little Billy stopped shoving the peanut butter sammiches up his hairless monkey ass yet?

Just wondering. :stuck_out_tongue:

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For someone who seems to amuse himself but may need serious psychological help, go here

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For serious psychological help, go here.

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Oh man, you guys just got me in trouble at work.

See, we’re not allowed to have fun here, and all my sputtering and snorting from trying not to laugh made everyone think I was having sex . . .

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For trouble at work, go here

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In trouble at work, eh? You need to brown nose the boss.

To Do the Brown Nose, go here.

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Go away.
Lockdown.

TVeblen