Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
::sniff:: Youze guys are da BEST!
Stop hitting on my mother, you pervo!
I have actually met Mama Beando. She snapped a most beautiful picture of me, Mr. Tee and Baby Tee, which we happily put on our holiday cards. Welcome to the boards Mama Beando! (Excellent combination of your childrens’ screen names, by the way.)
Howdy ma’am. Well, looks like I have to go to the christian hope meeting to help the needy. Nothing sinful.
Oh come on…like that’s going to stop any of them…
[Hermans Hermits]
Welcome Mrs. Beando, you have a lovely daughter.
[/Hermans Hermits]
I wouldn’t tell butrscotch what felching is, but she looked it up. Then she realized why I wouldn’t tell her. 
Hey MamaBeando! Long Island, huh? You & I gotta go out for a beer sometime, y’know?
Glad all you guys like my offsprings. There is a good reason they are unique – to say the least!!! and they were brought up on the guyland - for gawds sakes!
Maybe there is hope for the little bean but I am not so sure.
Please dont flirt with me though. It upsets the kids. They think I am too uptight for that. - Little do they know.
Welcome, Mama Beando! I’ve met your kids too, and indeed, they are terrific.
But I’ve gotta know. Who does Billdo get his ability to give the most accurate directions in the world from? He gave me flawless directions from LaGuardia to his office, and I had no difficulty at all, and I’m not from around there, y’know?
Well, hello.
Waitaminit! I get it-- Bean do’s mama!
Yeah, I’m pretty slow on the uptake.
Hey, welcome aboard. 
-Victoria
Welcome Mama Beando!
Without Greeny, we wouldn’t have had the greatest Secret Santa this year.
You raised a good one, there. Now Billdo, on the other hand…
Seriously, your kids are the greatest. Enjoy your stay with us.
Billdo’s ability for giving good directions is because he always told me where to go.
Green Bean’s ability to run a Secret Santa is because she still isn’t quite sure that there is no the real Santa and she is compensating.
Only kidding!!!Only kidding!!
is
no
real
santa?
:eek: