You know Bricker, I’ve been reading these boards since long before I ever paid to post on them. I’m more an analytical guy than a confrontational one, and mostly I enjoy watching debates ebb and flow before me. A poster offers an assertion and I mentally “attaboy!” because I might have made a similar one. Another poster contradicts it and I re-evaluate and formulate my mental riposte. Rarely though do I feel a compulsion to actually enter the fray. (Hence my post count.)
And over the years I’ve come to value you as one of the more cogent and coherent posters. I appreciate your command of language and your ability to communicate your thoughts. Even more, I am often grateful for the professional insights you provide into sometimes complex legal issues. Further, I admire your ability to separate the brightly drawn letters of the law from the personal wishes or desires that frequently cloud such debates. I may not always agree with you about what the law should be, and I (layman that I am) may even sometimes disagree with you about what the law actually is, but I respect the difference. And so I usually can enjoy watching you debate regardless of my level of agreement with you.
I also know firsthand that it can be fun to engage in a game of “let us take an already thin premise and see how absurdly far we can stretch it before it breaks into tattered shreds of incredulity”. This kind of intellectual exercise, especially when properly lubricated with flavored alcohol, produced high entertainment value during both my undergraduate and graduate days. Heck, it can even still be fun today.
And I can speculate that a professional advocate might have some occasional need for a proficiency with this ability, perhaps in a courtroom or maybe a contract negotiation or something. So I tell myself that I understand and accept your forays into this style in other threads. Even here, to a point, it makes for a not-too-unreasonable hijack.
But please let me tell you, I swear without a trace of snark or offense intended (we really need a “I’m tellin’ ya ‘cause you’re like a brother, dude!” emoticon), that this time you’ve slipped a cog. Really, this is the thinnest and now the most protracted construction of irrelevancies ever to grace a triviality.
I hope you’ll give it over. Not necessarily admit defeat, as someone said above, but just drop it. It’s become painful.
It would really do my heart good to have you quaff a half pint, kick back, and say “You know, I find this to be an intellectually intriguing argument. I’m enjoying playing this game. If there was anything to litigate, and if O’Keefe offered me a nice fat retainer, I think I might like to take a stab at this in a real courtroom. It would be fun, and I might even cover some bets on how successful it could be. But between you, me, and the lamp post there – and you know I’ll deny it if you ever quote me –I really do think that guy is a slimy lying little cocksucker after all.”
C’mon, Bricker. We’re all pulling for you out here!