He’s heard rumors that bears shit in woods, but he hasn’t yet worked out the details of his disguise to get that footage yet.
Now, Universe, I know I haven’t been a very good pantheist, but if you could just work it out so he’s in costume and gets raped by a grizzly, I know I would do better. Assuming I don’t actually die laughing…
“He pinky-swore that he was telling the truth! You can’t lie when you pinky-swear or you’ll die!”
Personally I’m thinking that the reason he didn’t turn up is because he went after a New Jersey union and is now part of a bridge section on the Garden State Parkway.
So, I’m guessing this recent CNN thing did not count as violation of his parole. Ah, well.
Now he knows where Hoffa is!
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They’re all black on the inside!
Only if you mean it in terms of rotting souls.