&*$#&(* Acronyms

Man, I’ve been reading a lot of threads lately, and there are some fucking bizarre acronyms out there and it’s really a pain in the ass to read through. Some of them I know and some I can figure out, but what the fuck is IANAC? The first thing that came to mind was Nixon’s “I Am Not A Crook”, but it didn’t make sense in the context. Then there’s a billion others out there equally as perplexing… Through divine inspiration I prophecy that the SDMB (holy shit now I"m doing it!#!) posts in 5 years willl look something like:

IANND NDNEA NENC IIRC JFKA IMHO BYS DNBWAYSITA BACE

and by the way, if anybody can come up with a good post for those acrynyms, they get a pat on the back

IANAx = I am not an “x”

IANAC is usually “I am not a Christian”. It all depends on context, of course. If you’re reading a thread about legal matters, you’ll see comments prefaced with “IANAL”. Basically just a disclaimer letting the readers know that the following comments are not coming from an expert.

Too many acronyms can be irritating, but I find a few to be rather handy. YMMV. :wink:

Check out this thread. It will help you with some of the abbreviations.

The lyrics to Bob Dylan’s new album?

I am Nick Nolte, doofus. - Night & day. Never ever ask. Not even Nick Carter is intimate, really. Cool. Just for knowing about I, many Hollywood others brood. Your song does not bait. Why are you so interesting, Tom Arnold? Be always close, Elizabeth.

nice

I am no newbie dummy! Newbie dummies never enjoy acronyms. Not even normal conventions! If I recall correctly, John Fitzgerald Kennedy’s acronym, in my humble opinion, began yonder scenario. Do not begrudge wonderful acronyms you see in this answer. Because acronyms constitute excellence!

Wow, AHunter! Your post was tons more coherent than mine–congratulations!

:slight_smile:

FireUnderpantsBoobs, Thank you!

For intelligently recognizing excellence, until no dissenting essayist regards placing acronyms neatly throughout sentences banal or obnoxious, be secure!

AHunter, may I use that as a sig?

sure!

If the VP is such a VIP, shouldn’t we keep his PC on the QT? If the VC hear about it, he could end up MIA and then we’d all get KP.

LOL!