Heard about this?
It’s a vibrator you plug into your iPod that pulses to the beat.
What’s the first song you put on when you get home from K-Mart with that thing?
Flight of the Bumblebee?
Grease Fist?
(I searched for “ohmibod” first)
Moby Dick/Bonzo’s Montreaux by Led Zeppelin.
Bruce Springsteen’s Tunnel of Love?
Salt & Pepa’s Push It?
King Missile’s Detatchable Penis?
So that’s why guys who play guitar get laid so much…
You’re missing the obvious:
The Divinyls I Touch Myself.
Just in time for Christmas!! Yes, yes, YES!
scrambles to update Christmas wishlist
Damn! Beat me to it.
I’m amazed at how well-known the Divinyls seem to be in the US. I had always assumed that their popularity was largely confined to Australia, but since moving here i’ve found that quite a few of my American friends know their music.
Ah, I can see it now: A custom iTunes Vibro-Playlist.
- King Missile - Detatchable Penis
- The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
- Bruce Springsteen - Tunnel of Love
- Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax
- Salt 'n Pepa - Push It
- Madonna - Deeper
- 2 In A Room - Wiggle It
- Queen - I Want It All
- Paul Lekakis - Boom Boom Boom
- Nelly Furtado - Explode
- INXS - Afterglow
Half of the early Prince Musicology would work. Let’s say “jack u off” just for the theme.
No “Baby Got Back”?
That would be for the double penetrator upgrade.
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas.