Over here at TEK, we put up a preview of the OhMiBod - which is a vibrator that is powered through your iPod/MP3 player’s headphone jack. Sounds strange, I know – but with the world all rushing towards “teledildonics” it’s not seemingly that out of grasp.
If George Jetson could have a car that folded into a suitcase, I’m pretty damn sure we can have music powered orgasms.
Anyways, I was curious – seeing as how the OhMiBod plugs into any standard headphone jack and operates off sound waves, coverting them to vibrations - what would YOU plug it into? Better yet, what would you listen to?
I’d love to try some of your suggestions out for the review. Audio books? How about plugging into your TV while playing Asteroids?
Music powered orgasms? Guess that adds a whole new dimension to the bike seat. :dubious:
But forget that - I want my car that folds up into a suitcase! Imagine! My Corolla is already small enough to park easily anywhere; even the last bit of worry would be gone.
Alright, the James Earl Jones thing with the Bible? I’m going to do it. I’m going to definitely go to Hell for it, but who cares? Just to say I masturbated to James Earl Jones and his narration of the Bible is … enough for me.
Man, reading back on this makes me wonder about myself.
We do occasionally get requests for sexy songs, be it for stripping, getting the juices flowing, or (now) translating the sound of it into vibrations. A lot of ideas are floated around, but there’s clearly only one right answer: “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”.
Is anyone else flashing back to the not-marked-as-a-vibrator “pulse” thingie that came with some video game a few years back? It was supposed to “give you a fuller experience” or some such thing. Yeah right.
Someone in here posted a link to a review in which the female reviewer applied not to forehead but to a more responsive place while her boyfriend did the levels in the video game…
