The actor’s personal assistant David Warren Malloy attacked Spade with a stun gun during a robbery. Or so it’s being reported.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Pssst! Hey—Malloy! Here’s Jim Carrey’s address . . .
[Insert “Just Shoot Me” Joke Here]
May I have the next go at him?
Hopefully Pauly Shore will hire him next.
How’d they tell? Isn’t Mr. Spade always wildly flailing about?
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[Edited by Coldfire on 11-30-2000 at 07:40 PM]
Stupid Trekkers keep getting their phaser settings wrong.
Off to MPSIMS.
What’s even more amazing is that David Spade apparently fought the guy off, even after the stunning. What kind of wimp do you have to be to lose a fight to David Spade?
(Actually, for all I know, David Spade is an aikido master in his spare time but the visual is still interesting)
His personal assistant tried to rob him? “But Officer, I was just trying to assist him in carrying his wallet!”
I can hear Dave on the set of Just Shoot Me tomorrow [Spade]That’s right. I kicked his ass! Wanna peice of me?"
Note to David Spade:
it’s called checking employee references; look into it.
No jury on Earth would condemn him.
If he said he watched outakes of Just Shoot me then he would get off by reason of insanity…
That was called for. 