I know you probably weren’t thinking of voice jobs, but there is Toy Story.
For live action, Galaxy Quest is actually very entertaining. The rest of it, yeah, not so good.
I know you probably weren’t thinking of voice jobs, but there is Toy Story.
For live action, Galaxy Quest is actually very entertaining. The rest of it, yeah, not so good.
I have never enjoyed a will farell movie, and will absolutely not willing spend money on a movie if he’s in it.
The earlier mention of Martin Henderson brings me to another Shortland Street {a long running New Zealand hospital soap} alumnus, Temuera Morrison. The dude can actually act, as anyone who has seen Once Were Warriors can attest. But he really needs a better agent: Barb Wire, Speed 2, Six Days, Seven Nights, the Star Wars prequels… While not being a bad actor, you’re pretty much ensured that his name on the credits guarantees a piece of shit.
Hey, don’t mess with Balok.
He’ll kick your ass but good.
Ben Affleck when not working with Matt Damon or Kevin Smith
Al Pacino
Ben Stiller
Will Farrell
Chris Elliott
The guy from SNL who starred in Tommyboy
Adam Sandler escapes list by a gnat’s eyelash
Well, Tim Allen was in Galaxy Quest… But perhaps it’s a singular bright spot in an otherwise dark career.
And I will admit to liking one movie with David Spade in it: The Emperor’s New Groove. At least he managed to play the main character without being the “main” character, if you get what I mean. It was the supporting cast that made that movie.
Al Pacino? Seriously?
I will grant you that he was unable to ruin “Heat,” “Serpico,” “Godfather” and “Dog Day Afternoon” for me, but Lord knows anyone else would have been as good or better.
But how about “And Justice for All” and “Sea of Love” which could have been good without his trademark “eating of the scenery?”
And then there is:
Gigli
Insomnia
Any Given Sunday
Scent of a Woman
Scarface
Cruising
City Hall
The Devil’s Advocate
Author! Author!
The guy is the biggest ham in all of moviedom. He sucks.
While I enjoyed The Craft, I’m not going to defend it. But, but, but…American History X?
Dead Badger, post 22. Or who do you think JCvD meant?
May I add Lundgren? I’ve seen Stallone (what was that movie where the whole ad campaign was based on “you’ll see Stallone’s butt!”?), but I don’t think I saw blondie.
Unisol is nice as soft porn, but really, shutting off the soundtrack and putting in some extremely loud metal raises its rating by about 4 stars.
Because it is not a guarantee. “Cop Land” was great and he was great in it.
If you liked “First Blood” you have got to love “Cop Land” and “Get Carter.” Did you see them? He was really acting.
Actually, I think that “Get Carter” sucked, but not because of Stallone. I thought that he was okay in the film, but some of the camera tricks the director employed were REALLY fucking annoying. So much so, that I couldn’t enjoy the film because of them.
But Kristofferson’s writing of “Me and Bobby McGee” makes up for his terrible movie offerings.
Feldman - I’ve got nothing.
My ex-husband’s first wife was once engaged to Craig Sheffer. Anything associated with my ex…even with 6 degrees of separation…has got to be absolute crap.
Jim Carrey (can’t stand his frantic mugging)
Steve Martin
And then there was Glen Garry Glen Ross. Plus I like Scarface, the Devils Advocate and Any Given Sunday. Obviously his presence does not guarantee suckiness. At least not compared to:
Robin Tunney (Supernova, Vertical Limit)
Chris O’Donnell (also Vertical Limit, Batman & Robin)
Kristina Loken (T-3, BloodRayne)
Ben Affleck (Gili, Forces of Nature, etc)
I can’t believe this thread has run to 3 pages without a mention of Ted McGinley!
He’s been in Revenge of the Nerds, The West Wing and SportsNight.