Auuughhhh! Some people drive me insane! they seem to insult me for the stupidist things. One person who cut in front of me in the cafeteria called me a “dumb genius” because i stood up to him. People who are racist are annoying to. (Nag nag nag nag etc.)
The guy who told me not to ride on the grass. “Well I wouldn’t have had to if you hadn’t parked your fucking van on the pavement.” Was my reply, half an hour later, in my head.
The other night I’m driving behind a SUV on a two-lane back road. The speed limit is 25, of course he is going 20. This road also has a speed bump at every mile marker. They are the wide and not too high type, I’ve taken them at 40. Well at each bump he slows to 10 mph. And this in a SUV. I’m in a Civic for crying out loud. Eventually, we get to a red light. It’s one of those four way lights, with the left arrows. The on-coming light turns green and traffic moves through. Well what really irked me was the slug in front of me runs the light a full 10 ten secs before it went to green. How do these people get liscensed!
I’m driving along, approaching a V in the road. There’s a car at a stop sign, waiting to pull out from the rightward street. I put my left blinker on to signal that I’ll be crossing his path.
And the boogerbrain pulls out right in front of me. Excuse me? Didn’t I just tell you I was about to bear left, moron? Do you think because I’m polite enough to let you know which way I’m going, I’ll also be polite enough to slam on my brakes and NOT T-bone you?
It’s a good thing I’m postmenopausal or you’d be playing raging-hormones-roulette on THAT one, twit. 
I’m waiting in line at the pharmacy, picking up meds for someone just out of the hospital. It is Sunday. The pharmacy part of the Walgreen’s closes at 6PM, although the store is open until 10.
I have been waiting patiently in line for 30 minutes, because everyone in front of me JUST brought in prescriptions and MUST have them NOWNOWNOW. It becomes 6:00 PM exactly, and the pharmacist announces that the pharmacy is closed. If you are not being waited on already, go get in your car and drive the 2 miles to the 24 hour Walgreens just down the street.
I ask if I can please pick up prescriptions that are already prepared, as they were droppe off at 11:45 in the morning. Before the pharmacist can say anything, the woman in front of me turns and just SCREAMS “NO FAVORS FOR ANYBODY!! If I have to go down the street, so do you.”
I tried explaining that my pickup was ready, not just being turned in, and she started yelling an me, the pharmacist and the pharmtech. Other people are staring at her. The manager comes up, and she says she’s being discriminated against because she’s old. The pharmacist is explaining, the tech is getting the 10 prescriptions that I came to pick up, and this old bat is insulting everyone in sight. I was really expecting them to toss her out because of the racial epithets, but the manager finally asked the pharmacist if she’d please fill the old bats prescription. (Everyone else that was waiting had already gone to the other Walgreens.)
The pharmacist replied that if it wasn’t too difficult for a “slant-eyed little rice-eater” to do, yes, she would. The tech looked up from our paperwork and told her that she would NOT assist, as she felt that she was just “an ignorant wetback” and MIGHT give the old bat the wrong medicine. The manager was mortified, the old lady was just clutching her prescriptions.
Finally, the manager took them from her hand and gave them to the pharmacist. One was dated over a week ago, for antibiotics, and one was dated Thursday, for Diflucan. (Vaginal yeast medication.) The pharmacist just lost it. She slammed the meds together, told the woman that by waiting to fill them, she may have made the problem worse, and that in future, she should bring her prescriptions in immediately. (RE: privacy issues. She wasn’t wearing her hearing aids, so to be heard, the pharmacist had to speak directly into her ear, and the old bat repeated every word at top volume.)
Old lady says “I was having problems, and couldn’t get here.” She pays with a credit card, the walks out about the same time I do. As I am getting into my car, she chuckles and turns to me and says “If you act mean enough, all those ethnic people will do what you say.” I just looked at her…then she says “You’re white, you should know that.”
Finally, I just went off on her. Told her what a bitch she’d been, how stupid she’d acted, how mortified everyone in the store was at her behavior, and that she was an embarrassment to the human race. So she called me a stupid hippie n****r-lover, got into her big-assed pearl-white Caddilac and backed into a Hummer full of ENORMOUS black guys because she didn’t bother to look behind her.
I just pulled around them and drove off.
hee heee. i dont wanna know what would happen if those big guys heard her
Ohmygosh, was it . . . . Ann Richards?
That’s who I see when I picture this happening.