Adam married a man....

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Is this just a whoosh? Cite for Adam marrying a man!

I think he’s getting ready for a particularly lame “gotcha”.

Obviously Eve would have been a man because that is the provenance of the rib from which she was made. Must be scientifically accurate!

Oh, Genesis subverts most of the rest of modern scientific thought anyway

Why worry!

This post has been browned by the brownist.

So’s Lola…

The scriptures say no such thing and if you want this discussion to remain open, you will put forth whatever “explanation” you may think you have very soon.

(And if you want to have your opinions treated as something more serious than the musings of a pre-adolescent, you will refrain from posting in odd colors and fonts.)

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There is no ‘brown’ in the colors available, only ‘sienna’. :smiley:

It’s been sienned by the siennist then.

From the book of Genesis, 2:21-24:

Nobody likes a clingy S.O.

That has a definite Thing sound to it…

Whosoever hath sienned against me, him will I blot out of my book.

Hate the sienna, not the sienner.

Let he who is without sienna cast the first stone.

Go and sienna no more.

See, this is an example of why we need a “Not So Great Debates” forum.

With twelve hours to provide an actual debate, it appears that Pooter has chosen to post and run.

Thread closed.