Look - see how much blood I got on his gloves! I win, I win!
A guy went out bear hunting one day.
[spoiler]He saw a bear and shot at it. He’d swear that it was a perfect shot in the head. But, when he walked over to retrieve the dead bear, it wasn’t there on the ground. He was wondering where it went. Then he felt a tap on his shoulder. He looked back and it was the bear. The bear mauls him a bit then bends him over, and has his way with him.
The next day, the hunter went back out hunting with a bigger gun. He thought, “I am going to get that damn bear this time!”
He saw the bear, took aim, and he swore shot that bear twice, then he noticed the bear was again not on the ground when he tried to retrieve it.
He got another tap on the shoulder. He turns around and there’s the bear, telling him to bend over again.
The next day the guy went out again, this time he had a 50 caliber machine gun with Armor piercing, explosive tip rounds.
He saw the bear and went crazy on him, shooting wildly, trying to fill him full of lead!
But once his gun was empty, he got that tap on the shoulder. The bear says, “You know, I am beginning to think that you are not really coming out here to hunt!”[/spoiler]
exactly!
Three, at most. Five is right out!
Oh for the halcyon days of Republicans defending their President when he decided FISA and its “secret courts” were too onerous and instead conducting warrantless surveillance of US citizens.
Amazing how, in just a few years, FISA goes from being too much of a hurdle to bother to comply with to being an easily abused “secret court”.
Oh. Wait. It wasn’t the amount of time that changed. It was the political party of the target of surveillance that changed. Now I get it.
Did you just make an actually funny Holy Hand Grenade reference ? In almost TYOL 2020 ?
Because damn. Kudos, man. I’d suggest everybody give you a round of hands, but… yes.
Not just that, but he turned it into a masturbation reference!
Kudos all around
More accurately…