If THAT bothers you, you should see Michelangelo’s tits (well, the ones he sculptured or painted, not his very own). Yeah, he was a genius, but he couldn’t work with the female form…
God spoke to Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden one day. He said he had two gifts, one for each of them, and they could choose what they wanted.
“The first gift is the ability to aim your pee-stream…” God said.
Adam interrupted excitedly, “Oooh! Oooh! Lord, give me that one! That would be so much fun! I could write my name when I pee, and I could pee on things to claim them, and I could put out fires, and pee on bugs, and…”
God said, “Very well.”
So Adam grew a penis, and ran around with his new toy, peeing on things and laughing with joy.
God then turned to Eve and said, “I guess the other gift is for you, Eve. Here it is, multiple orgasms.”
It’s still a close call which one to pick. If you’ve ever been in a small aircraft on a long flight, or cosy inside a backpacking tent when it’s pouring with rain, you wouldn’t underrate the ability to aim your pee into a bottle.
Yeah, having had multiple orgasms, I wouldn’t call it a close choice at all.
Nothing’s changed; those tiny statuary winkles have made us feel better for centuries.
I’ve been to the Sistone Chapel. You need opera glasses and a cattle prod for the tourists.
I have a nephew named Adam, so as a hard rule (no pun intended), I do NOT think about Adam’s penis. I’m not that uncle. I’m the one who drinks.
Worst game of Clue ever. Or best episode of Law & Order.
Side effect of the anabolic steroids.
All I know is it can’t be John Dillinger’s. That’s in the Smithsonian.
Disclaimer: Yes, I know it really isn’t.
He looks very atheletic. I hope he didn’t try the Olympics. With that dope on board. Wonder what the flag of Eden had on it? An Apple maybe?
I digress. Sorry.
That vid had me laughing so hard that my pecker popped off.
No contest. Because adaptive technology.
Funniest post I have read all week. 
Jamie Hyneman is probably not surprised in the least.
That’s savage, Burpo.
It is not actually difficult (with a little practice) for women to successfully aim our pee into a bottle. We do generally need to pull our pants down for the purpose, and a wider-necked bottle makes it easier (unless we’re using a FUD, as susan noted), but it’s not as though the ability to pee into a small container in a confined space is intrinsically limited to men.
Myself, I would have marketed it as the Shenis…
Endorsed by Charlie Sheenis?
Speaking of which, why isn’t he circumcissd?
I wonder if the real God looks like Gabby Hayes.
Fitzgerald: “Zelda told me that my penis is so small I couldn’t possibly satisfy any other woman.”
Hemingway: “Why don’t you go to the Louvre and compare yourself to the statues?”
Fitzgerald: “THOSE STATUES MAY NOT BE ACCURATE.”