Not Jesus - if he came to earth in human form he would have to take either male or female form.
Does God “the father” really have a gender, or do people just perceive him as male because, well, we’re used to perceiving an intelligent being as either male or female? Does he seem male because it is instinctive for humans (like other primates) to look up to an alpha male?
I am an atheist, but it seems to me that the God that many christians I know believe in has no sex, but has male gender.
More to the point, is God circumcised?
And is his regular state erect or flaccid?
Besides his face and at least one of his hands, how many of His body parts have been mentioned in the Bible?
I think part of the reason He is referred to as, well, He is because it seems more respectful than, say, It.
“Does God have a penis?”
Of course, where do you think all the matter in the universe “came” from. Quasars are God gettin’ busy.
**Czarcasm wrote:
Besides his face and at least one of his hands, how many of His body parts have been mentioned in the Bible?**
I don’t have the name and number of the particular verse at hand, but supposedly, (the J/C/I) God revealed Himself to Moses while Moses was up on Mt. Sinai, something about His “hindquarters.” So, is He a flasher? 
**astro wrote:
Of course, where do you think all the matter in the universe “came” from. Quasars are God gettin’ busy.**
What’s white and flies thru the skies? The cumming of the Lord!
[sub]Oh come on – you knew somebody was going to say it.[/sub]
LOL!
Thanks guys, I’m in the middle of a more serious religious discussion on another board and I needed a laugh.
Here’s another question: did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
After all they were never attached to umbilical cords.
of an argument that I had with a friend of mine. If god is a woman, she would probably be a hot chick. Now, knowing that god is a hot chick, I’m talking super model hot, would it be a mortal sin to jerk-off to god?
I need a woman.
peace,
JB
Glad to see this isn’t a serious thread
I’m agnostic, but It pretty much stands to reason that he’d be a hermaphrodite?
**Czarcasm wrote:
Besides his face and at least one of his hands, how many of His body parts have been mentioned in the Bible?**
Found it. Check out (in the KJV) Exodus, Chapter 33, verses 20 to 23.
The word used is back parts, not hindquarters, but that’s a matter of translation, I suppose.
So God’s got an ass, a face and at least one hand. Is that it so far?
I dont beleive god has a gender. That just seems to restrictive for a creature we can’t even fathom. I think the way they portrayed god on southpark makes more sense.
So God mooned Moses?
“God can’t be a woman because no woman would or could fuck things up this bad.”-George Carlin
That said I would imagine that yes god has a penis, it is probably somewhere around half mast, except when [b} Searching** is pumping god for information.
I say half mast because if he sees all, well then, enough said, but on the other hand, I would hate to know what his fetishes are.
Somehow Revelation 3:11 relevant to this discussion: “Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.”
So God’s definitely a guy…
…and I’m definitely going to Hell, but then I already knew that. Actually, my first impulse (which I probably should have followed, no?) was to say “I’m not touching this topic with a ten-foot…”
The best argument I heard that God was a woman was that if he was a guy, he’d have put the balls on the inside…
people usually ascribe an intangible meaning to gender, whether male or female. each has its own “essence.” but in nature, of which we are a part, the only real reason for two genders is that it’s a viable method of reproduction. in no form of existence known to man is there a species of males for whom there are no female counterparts, and vice versa. there’s sexual and asexual. so, in my opinion, when you say god is a man or a woman, it seems that, by implication, you’re saying that there is also a male/female counterpart out there for god. which might imply that there are many gods, which kinda undermines the whole sovereignty thing. (not trying to upset any fundies, just saying.)
i’m not a believer, but if i imagine god, i prefer the whole glowing-orb-of-infinity image…just suits me better, i guess. i always assumed asking god what gender “it” was was like the witch of the north asking dorothy, “so, are you a good witch, or a bad witch?”
dorothy: “i’m not a witch at all.”
witch of the north stares back blank-faced. “so…is that good or bad?”
dorothy suspects this is gonna take a while…