Add two inches to height, or length?

Well, if I can add the proviso that my weight wouldn’t change, I’d definitely add height. I’ve never considered myself overweight, just undertall.

I thought pizzabrat was a woman, so the OP was a bit of a mindfuck for me.

I choose length, although an inch to length and an inch to girth would be even better.

Even though I’m almost 6 foot, I’ll have to vote for the height increase. If I took the two extra inches of length, I’d no longer have a penis… it’d be a foot!

:wink:

Height, easily. Two extra inches down there would put me in the “hurt most women” catagory. Yeah, for some women, there’s no such thing as too long/too big, but that’s the exception, not the norm. I had had a couple women already who I was too big for in certain positions, so I figure I’m good.

But if I can split it, I would take an inch in height and somehow make the girth a bit more.

Hmm… tough decision. My wife and I are quite happy with my equipment as it is, and finding clothes around here that fit me is enough of a challenge at 6’1", so I don’t think either would be all that great for me.

Two inches off my waistline would be fine, though.

Don’t need the height, haven’t heard any complaints about the length…

I’ll take it in equivalent years of life-span…

Or heck, in IQ points…

I wouldn’t mind an inch of both. Two on my (facial) head would make me almost 6’3" which could be dangerous in some situations (for instance the front row at concerts where crowd surfing is happening,) whereas an extra in down there would be more than enough.

Ooh, I would gladly take a good two inches!

Of height, that is. :wink:

Maybe then I could find pants that fit. I would love to obviate the need for my tailor, sweet as he is…

I will take height even though I am already a little over 6’1" and my dick isn’t all that large. I experience the large advantages height gives males daily and I could make use of a little more of that although I would not want to go taller than 6’3"".

Height. I’m sick of being short.

Plus I’m a girl.

Penis. I’m fine with being 6’0" but I’d like an extra inch on little larry. Two seems a bit much.

We’ll it all depends on how strictly we’re defining the word “your” in the OP. It might be an interesting quiz if the women were asked to choose between their own height and their SO’s junk size…or the SO height and junk size for that matter.

Me? I’ll go with the height. I’d be playing forward in the NCAA tournament right now if I had that.

I’ll take my inches in penis length please. 5’11" is tall enough for me.

Can I opt for subtracting 2 inches?
From what? Use your imagination.

I’ll go with the height. At 5’10.5", I’d like to be 6’. The wang is doing just fine at 7", and I’ve got no pornstar ambitions.

Can I pick neither?

I have penis of average length. Two more inches would make it 8", and I know 7"-7.5" is about the upper limit for me and I would assume it is for most men. (That might be a bit too honest for the Internet. Add 6 to all the numbers for the measurement in eInches).

I’m 5’11", which, while not exceptionally tall, is plenty tall enough. I wouldn’t want to be any bigger. If anything, I’d take -2 inches if you’ve got it.