If you can add two inches to either your height or your penis length, which would you choose?
I’d say penis. I’m already of exact average height, and I have a sexual preference for guys taller than me, so I’m able to find mates to fulfill that preference and still not be “short”. But my penis could always be longer.
I love this question. Though the changes differ vastly in mathematical proportion, based on which you choose, in aesthetic proportion they somewhat equal!
Height. I’m disproportional.
There’s gonna be a lot more taller women around if this decision is mandatory…
Height. I am short and wide, all over. This works down below, but I could use the better view.
Height as well. Im shorter than average and my penis looks fine. And I spend a lot more time standing up straight than i do with an eretion.
except on weekends.
Heck yeah. What am I going to do with a two-inch penis? Oooh, I could pee standing up…I’ll have to get back to you.
I’m not sure…I’m 6’1", so I don’t really need the extra height, and 2 extra inches on my penis would probably make me the hurting kind. How about we split the difference, and take one inch of each?
I’ll take the length. At 5’10", I’m not particularly tall, but I’m tall enough for my wife, and that’s all that matters. That extra length, on the other hand, ought to be enough to ring an extra donut or something, though.
My feelings exactly. An inch on each would just about be perfect - I’m almost 6’2" at the moment.
Or better yet, can I donate my 2" to someone I know who is really, really, really worried about his height? It would make much more difference to his life than to mine. 
Will this 2 " be inserted in the middle or on the end and will it be made of something strange… like pepperoni?
I’ll go with neither. I’m 6’4" and I have no desire to be taller, and I have never had any complaints about my equipment, so I 'll take a pass.
Many people would call me short at 5’7", but I rather like it. Penis wise, I’m already above average but my BF is of the ‘bigger is better’ mindset so I’d take it there. Or perhaps another inch and donate the 2nd one to someone else. 
I’ll take height. At 5’8", I have only one friend who is shorter than me. I’m happy with the junk size, however.
That’s me as well. I’m just not concerned about penis lenght. I’d rather not have an increase in either height or length.
I like my height and length just fine as is.
I’d take an extra inch in length if I can get an extra inch in circumference.
i’m getting a nasty visual of some sort of “inch repository” that exists…when people say they’ll “give that extra inch to someone else”…
just kind of a big dumpster full of assorted penis parts and fragments of bone.
Do we have to pick either of them? I don’t think I would want either of those changes.
Neither. At 5’10", I’m pretty happy with my height, and I kinda like having a penis that doesn’t inspire fear and shock in the opposite sex, thank you very much.
Neither, thank you. At 6’4" I already bang my head on enough stuff. I won’t tell you how long Big Olaf is, but there’s no need for extra inches there, either.
When I was working, occasionally a short woman would comment on my height and wish she could have been given a little more altitude. “Well, I suppose I could give you a few inches…” I regret to report that line never worked, except as a joke.
Height. I’m perfectly content with having girly bits, and being able to reach a top shelf once in a blue moon might be nice.