Clowns are evil. Period.
Has anyone noticed that the back end of the current VW Beetle looks not unlike a clown (the headrests are the eyes, the tailgate lid is the mouth, and the taillights are the red makeup on its cheeks)?
You can’t have a scary clown thread without Pennywise
Is there a clown named Poundfoolish?
C’mon girls, quit clownin’ around!
Ooooh. I just found this little bastard.
Jack-in-the-boxes always scared me as a kid, anyway. Mine had this cockeyed clown with what was either a hat or a seriously deformed head, who always jumped out at a slightly different angle because it was an old jitb and the spring was kinda warped. It played “Pop Goes the Weasel” when you turned it.
I was a dumb kid. I’d sit there cranking it…
All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel
And then I’d know the pop was coming so I’d slow way down…
The monkey … thought… 'twas… all… in… fuuuuuunn…
And then I knew that death was imminent…
*Pop…
…goes…
…the…
…weeeeeeee
…sel…*
I knew if I stopped right there I’d be ok, so I’d put it down, and then something would happen and the crank would move and
POW!
Clown in the face, and I would scream and run away and hide behind the sofa crying.
I was a stupid little kid.
And now, some clowns.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3536135145&category=20137
The instrument of my torture, or something very similar to it:
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
That’s how I found my terrifying photo: I just googled the two most evil things in the world, clowns and jack-in-the-boxes.
Eve, do you think you could send an email with a picture of a clown to one George W. Bush, c/o the White House. Just for laughs, I mean.
The ultimate postmodern clown:
I could send one to the Vice President, plnnr, but that would be shooting fish in a barrel . . .
Jayzuz! Pierced Clown Dude is fucking scary. And he never takes his make-up off! I’ll bet he doesn’t date much.
I can’t seem to find a photo of such a clown online, but to this very day, the old clown doll in my grandparents’ spare room gives me the creeps…it’s very much in the style of the first link below, but fleshtoned and more grotesque, with wrinkles, a bulging nose and cheekbones…shudder…and to think my uncle played with this infernal monster when he was young…and turned out (semi)normal! The second link I added just because, well, woah, creepy, dude…
http://www.collectorman.com/images/BN1001.jpg
http://homepage.mac.com/ungeziefer/sculpture/creepy-clown.jpg
Eve do you know Bob Hope’s email address?
Eve - why don’t you send one to Roseanne???
*Hej, denove? Kiel ne? Mi sxatas tiujn amuzul–*aaugh!! [thud]
Opened one window too many. Damn this high-speed corporate network.
Meet Ouchy the Clown.
Ouchy the S&M Clown. “The Information Super-Highway . . .”
You can buy this clown and look just like him. Or spend a few hundred thousand on a dentist and look like this. Of course let us not forget to accessorize.
I just loooooove clown threads.