Jayzuz! This thing is just evil.
http://www.disturbingauctions.com/view.php?item=25
Can you find more scary clowns???
This guy isn’t exactly a clown, but he’s dressed like one, and really fuckin’ scary.
This guy would be scary even if he weren’t a clown, and what’s he gonna do with that stick?
Darling, there’s a whole Gallery of Scary Clowns!
Alright this is close enough for me to tell my scary clown story. I always found them a bit creepy before this, but now I HATE clowns.
Throughout my youth my family rented a house at Bethany Beach in Deleware. For those who haven’t been BB is a nice clean family friendly resort with very little to do after dark. Being the fourteen year old hoodlum I was I routinely snuck out of the house late at night to roam.
It was about 2am and I was with a couple of friends walking through the one main street of the deserted town. For some reason I looked up at the second floor window of a small shop. The second floors usually housed small apartments and the like for seasonal residents.
Looking down at me was some guy with full clown makeup on. He didn’t move, speak, or change expression. He just stared at me with a blank expression. I looked long enough to know for certain that it wasn’t a doll or toy. Needless to say I took off running as fast as I could. If it were possible for a healthy fourteen year old to have a heart attack I’m sure I would have.
To this day I can’t come up with a plausible explanation for a man dressed in clown make up at 2am.
Eve, that gallery is just…wrong. And this one is the wrongest of the wrong. http://www.ags.uci.edu/~dcoble/clowns/_vinyl.html
There’s always John Wayne Gacy.
I grew up just three blocks away from this thing. A clown so scary a site giving dircetions to abandoned buildings in the Ohio area actually uses it in their directions, and refers to it as “The Scary Clown Sign.”
Cuh-reepy!! I don’t so much mind people dressed as clowns (except for Tim Curry as Pennywise), but the dolls–scary. And you’re right, Kalhoun, that one was spookiest of all.
How about the clown on the Scoopy’s Ice Cream Cones box? That guy’s enough to put a kid right off his rocky road:
“Hey, little boy; Come see if Scoopy has a quarter in his pants!”
Clowny Clewell’s Milk Shaker
::shudder::
OK, this is the height and depth of scary clowns!
Jesus! I just wet myself!
** Eve**, I figured it out: You predict a famous person’s death, then e-mail them that clown-in-the-box photo.
Katharine Hepburn: “Let’s see—oh, I got a nice e-mail from someone named Eve, with the heading, ‘Fluffy kittens are cute.’ Oh, this should be adorable, I’ll just ope—Auuuggghhh!” [thud]
Buddy Ebsen: “Wellll-doggies! Fan mail from someone named Eve! Let’s just see what she has to—Auuuggghhh!” [thud]
Barry White: “Hmmm, some chick named Eve has sent me something called ‘Hot Lovin’ for Barry.’ Always love hot lovin’. Let’s just see what—Auuuggghhh!” [thud]
You people get darker every day.
I was going to go into a “Gregory Peck gets a package from Eve” thing, but it’s too soon.
Very, veerrry dark.
ever see the movie “Killer Clowns from Outer Space”? Thems some scary clowns…
David Brinkley: “What? An e-mail from someone named Eve who discovered unknown pornographic photos of Chet Hinkley with Joan Crawford? Let’s just see–* Auuuggghhh!”* [thud]
N!xau: “Nini ezalaka rose? Tala likolo, liboso na kolimwa na moi–Auuuggghhh!” [thud]
Gregory Peck: "An e-mail from Eve with the heading "HOW to kill a mockingbird. We’ll see about th—Auuuggghhh!" [thud].