“See the U-S-A/in your Chev-ro-let…”
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
And is there something else to the Polaner commercial besides the old lady being mortified by the guy’s gaucheness? Without even watching it I can hear that dude’s voice in my mind’s ear.
The slogan we were meant to remember was
Don’t you dare call it jelly.
“You ate it, Ralph!” 
As for the jelly … I just have a dirty mind! :o
Come to think of it… EW! :eek:
On a local electric company’s trucks: “Let us check your shorts.”
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If you don’t think this is a clean, close shave, come and tell me. TO MY FACE!
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Probably only Canadians have seen this.
There used to be a well known local caterer whose slogan, for a time, was “You can whip our potatoes but you can’t beat our meat.”
See? Sex sells! 
Let Noxzema cream your face, so the razor don’t! (Whoo!)<----Joe Namath
BP, there’s a new gasoline called BP. (Insert 2nd grade dirty joke here)
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop? Let’s find out; 1…2…3…::crunch::! Three!
“There’s nothin’ like the face of a kid when he’s eatin’ a Hershey bar!”
“Keep yer fingers off my Butterfinger!”
“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t!”
“Nothing is better for thee, than me.”
(Do you dare show your age by knowing this one?)
My wife; I think I’ll keep her.
“Oh, I’d love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener.”
“My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R.”
“Watch out for the other guy” - Safe driving PSA from long, long ago. Still as good as ever.
“With a name like Smuckers…it has to be good.”
It’s Shake-n-Bake - and I helped!!
Not enough syllables in “helped.” 
It’s Shake-n-Bake - and Ah hay-ulped.
Perfect.