See Post #13
There are still adult bookstores? Haven’t these people ever heard of the Internet?
Hell, there’s still an adult video store near here.
For what it’s worth, if I ever won the Powerball any more than the dollar I win by not playing, the first thing I would do would be to consult a financial advisor before I claimed the ticket.
And if the old lady (or old man) gets bent out of shape for one’s visiting a porn vault, remember the place also sells relationship enhancing toys and various whatnots.
One more thing for the OP. Dude, you linked to FOX News. I’m going to have to fumigate my laptop now.
Shame on you for palming off such a cheap double-entendre!
Heh. From other reports I read the adult emporium in question is attached to a strip club. That’s a lot of lap dances…
(BTW, around here if you win the Lotto the default position is that your identity is NOT automatically publicized. Does a Powerball/MegaMillions winner have ANY recourse to maintain privacy whatsoever?)
The local news is now saying that it’s a female who won.
mmm
One hundred and twenty-eight million dollars.
Isn’t that what people call “fuck-you money”?
Am I the only one who feels bad for the store, who probably lost a loyal customer?
Okay, that’s the last time I delay gratification and pass on the easy joke.
Or one of their top dancers, possibly, if it’s true a woman won.
What’s the big deal. He has to move anyway.
Congratulations to “Team Victory,” the winners of the jackpot. Sounds like the organization is shrouded in mystery, per this MSNBC article