Should not have said:
The winner has not yet cum forward.
For that kind of money, I can definitely afford the minor embarrassment, if there really is any these days, of having visited an Adult Store.
Maybe he’s figuring he needs to give a few sermons first on tolerance and not judging others in order to prepare the congregation.
When I first read the article I found myself hoping the winner would be someone like Glenn Beck and then I found myself hoping there was no one like Glenn Beck and I finally decided GW Bush would be the ideal winner, since I didn’t win it myself.
or file for divorce.
“Honey, here’s the bad news: I went to an adult bookstore. But before you freak out, here’s the good news: because I did, we’re now $128 million richer.”
I can’t imagine she’d have much of a problem with the bad news.
OK how is this going to work
If you’re crazy and poor = Insane
If your crazy and rich = Eccentric
So…
If you’re in an adult bookstore and poor = pervert
If you’re in an adult bookstore and rich = ???
Profit!
Hey, I was just walking down the street and notice the sign advertising the Powerball lottery, I simply decided to go in, bought a ticket and walked out.
What!! why don’t you believe me??
Coincidentally “Powerball” sounds like a porno title. He had to buy it there… it had omen written all over it.
That’s one porn store that’s made their overhead for the next few years. What’s the store cut of a jackpot that big?
“Honey, pack your bags, I’ve won the lottery”.
“Fantastic!!! Where are we going?”
“We???”
Sorry to be deflating, but IIRC (although what I’m recalling was for the multi-state MegaMillions, not Powerball) it’s only about fifteen large – and it’s a set amount for the stores selling the winning tickets.
But in this case (and I hope this fluffs you up a bit) it’d be understandable if the store employees referred to the lucky sale as a “money shot”.
The first thing the guy should do is treat his wife to a nice pearl necklace. But it should be a traditional, conservative one, and not like this one, which has no pearls but is called “pearl necklace” [image safe for work].
is that metal or culrtured pearl? It would be amazingly funny/better if it was cultured pearl =)
I’ll bet he’s masturbating like a motherfuck.
You should see the box it came in.
And that’s before he finds out he won the lottery!
For $128M I would come forward naked with the winning ticket stapled to my genitalia.
Anyone know off hand how much the store gets for selling the winning ticket?