Adult-proof medication packaging

OK, I can come to terms with the certain knowledge that every single person in America (probably including myself) has one single aim in life: to sneak into drugstores and tamper with pharmaceuticals.

So the pharmaceuticals must be packaged to make them resistant to unauthorized doses of, say, itching powder.

I understand that and actually think it’s a good idea.

I also recognize that most children spend all their time ransacking the house looking for medication to ingest.

So the packaging has to reduce the risks of that, as well, because as careful as people might be, it takes one moment of inattention and one package of improperly stashed medication to lead to tragedy.

But is there a happy medium?

I mean, if I go to the pharmacy to get a prescription, and swear on the graves of my 4 most recently-deceased ancestors that I’ve never even THOUGHT of having kids in my house and would simply shoot a childe the minute he or she walked in my door, to prevent him/her from accidental poisoning from my medication, I can get them to put a non-childproof cap on the bottle of pills.

That, unfortunately, is not an option with over-the-counter products. Some of them - like aspirin etc. - sometimes come with easy-open lids which makes sense since a fair percentage of the people who need the stuff can’t, you know, manage the bottle because of the arthritis which makes them need the product.

Others - and yes, Proctor and Gamble, I mean your Prilosec OTC product - come in blister packages. Because GOD FORBID the product should come in a nifty pill bottle where, you know, you could simply line up the little arrows, pop the top off, get your medicine out, and in 2 seconds, you’ve got your medication and haven’t injured yourself, taught your kid new four-letter words, or damaged the product.

I know, some folks LIKE a challenge. Some folks LIKE the idea that you have to tear loose one strip of plastic from another, imperfectly perforated so you have to wrestle them apart. Some folks LIKE to live dangerously and find the sharp jagged edges of said plastic strips to be an especial thrill. Possibly the product works better if accompanied by a drop or two of blood. Possibly Proctor and Gamble sells nail polish, which is required to touch up the manicure which got ruined attempting to open the package, so they’re really trying to beef up their own bottom line, and hey, they’re good folks so I think that’s entirely reasonable (though maybe that blood sacrifice is required by the satanic rituals the company is famed for). Some folks may get a special laugh out of the festive strips of white and gray confetti which decorate the floor once they’ve opened one dose of the product.

But I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE. I want a product that’s available for use as intended. I want a product I don’t have to spend 20 minutes trying to use.

Oh - and their line about “for child safety”? Tylenol (and generics) come in pop-cap bottles, the kind you just have to line up the arrows on and pop off with your thumb. EVEN THE FLAVORED CHEWABLE ONES THAT KIDS LOVE!

Yes, that’s right. A medication which is KNOWN to have caused liver failure and probably a few deaths when taken in overdose - as a child might do if he got those candylike pills in his hand - and one which is especially likely to be in an accessible area in a household with children - is in a comparatively easy to open package, relying on common sense and reasonable caution. Whereas Prilosec, well, “Reports have been received of overdosage with omeprazole in humans. Doses ranged up to 2400 mg (120 times the usual recommended clinical dose). Manifestations were variable, but included confusion, drowsiness, blurred vision, tachycardia, nausea, vomiting, diaphoresis, flushing, headache, dry mouth, and other adverse reactions similar to those seen in normal clinical experience. (See ADVERSE REACTIONS.) Symptoms were transient, and no serious clinical outcome has been reported”. Er, that’s 120 times the recommended dose. Not a small bottleful.

I have much the same issue with my iron supplements. And most days, I simply don’t bother with them because of the hassle. Pssst - pharmaceutical company - if I can’t finish the product I’ve already bought, I’m NOT GOING TO NEED TO BUY ANY MORE. (note: I do really see the reasoning behind the iron pills - apparently the stuff is slightly safer than pure cyanide when taken in overdose, it’s really nasty if kids get hold of it - but again, surely there’s a step short of MAKING THE PRODUCT UNUSABLE?).

Preach it.

I buy generic OTC allergy medication for my dog. It is just straight Diphenhydramine. They come is blister pack sheets. I sat for an hour on Saturday removing them from the sheets and placing them in a seperate bottle.

The sheets are perferated but do not tear right about 99% of the time. Once you can get the paper backing off then you have to fight with the foil backing. The pills are really small on top of that so my fat fingers had a hard time hanging on to them. At least they are neon pink and easy to locate if one gets away from me.

I wondered if that is how crack addicts spend their afternoon after scoring some Sudaphed. Do they sit on the couch watching golf and breaking open blister packs?

My cold was nearly over by the time I wrestled the pills out of the blister package. Was a time you could just easily pop the pill through the back of the package. Not so today. I had to get manicure scissors to get the thing out of the packaging.

I know it’s all because of the Tylenol Murders, but damn…what a pain in the ass.

+1

I have a barrage of meds I take, so i have 4 of those large am/pm pill boxes, and one day a month i spend loading it up after renewing my scripts for the month … the size I have holds a lancet, a needle, 2 metformin, a norethindrone, a single blister of micardis…so I have everything I need for one round of meds. I also have a single week med box that holds 3 indocin and 3 colchicine so i have a week preloaded for my pseudogout, and the evening side holds a cournucopia of my assorted other pain meds [midrin, oxy, and the like] so they are easily at hand and I dont have to struggle to open a bottle or track it down.

Makes it really easy to pack for trips, I put the small box and however many large boxes in my bag and go=)

Ogg, the easily opening ones are worse for me. I’ve thrown a bottle of asprin or something into my bag once in a while and by the end of the day it is spilled over all of my stuff. I’ll reach in for the bottle and pull out the empty one. Not fun when you have a splitting headache and have to dig through everything.

I probably still have loose pills in that bag.

Maybe we can start an “I Want To Die” club, membership in which would let you get your prescription in E-Z Open pop-top packaging, fly on special airplanes with no screening of shoebombin’, Swiss Army knife-totin’ terr’r’rists, and otherwise take risks that society has judged intolerably high.

I’m so glad someone opened the Dick bottle, too much for my arthritic hands.

I’d join in a damned heartbeat.

In case anyone is not aware of this, those child-proof caps on vitamin bottles can usually be prised off with a wrench to reveal a simple twist-off cap underneath.

Nothing beats the challenge of opening Zyrtec-d packages. I’ve had it take 15 minutes.

How much more for the Gold level membership? 'Cause I’ll give up on any chance of retirement funds to join.

Perforated? The last box of Prilosec I bought didn’t have perforated sheets. I miss those jagged edges!

Add me to the rant. No kids ever come into my house. The one that will be coming is so heavily supervised she’s never out of her mother’s sight. I am 32 and can handle it. Gimme my meds!

The only time I have a problem is when I have my period…but I don’t want to be wrestling with the stupid “line up the arrows” at 2 in the morning, in the dark, sans glasses*. ugh!

Costco has started selling generic Omeprazole, and damned if the cheaper product doesn’t come in superior packaging. It’s still the annoying perforated foil sheets/paper backing, but at least the damn stuff tears where it’s supposed to and it’s easier to find the edges of the paper sheets to peel off. It’s also a hell of a lot cheaper and appears to work as well.

Kroger is selling their version of that too, and it’s far cheaper than Prilosec. Sadly, it’s still just as hard to open.

I’ve given up on trying to peel those fuckers apart, I just cut one end of the thing off and squeeze the pill out.

BTW, omeprazole is a MIRACLE drug. I used to be so wracked with heartburn that I could barely eat, and katie bar the door if I got near a tomato or orange juice. Now, one pill a day, and I NEVER get heartburn. Except when trying to peel the pill packaging apart, of course!

So does CVS. This is a fact I forgot the last time I bought the 42-day package.

Dammit.

Truly. It changed my life.

Just so’s you know, there’s a “new! improved!” blisterpack on Prilosec that’s been rolling out for the last few weeks. Depends on how quickly your local store can sell through backstock, but it might ease the pain a little bit.

And as an aside, our P&G rep said they’ve not done a bottle for OTC because theft is easier when there’s a little bottle to rip from the box and palm, as opposed to several sheets of blisters. I have to admit that our store’s losses on Prilosec are much lower than would be expected for such widely-used, high-dollar maintenance meds. (As opposed to the similarly expensive allergy med Zyrtec, which comes in a handy bottle that seems to walk out the door at a 1:1 ratio with bottles sold…)

What count size are you buying? The major generic manufacturers package 100 ct diphenhydramine in bottles, and they’re currently running only $4 at a number of chains (as an extension of the $4 meds programs).

The very first episode of SNL featured their first commercial parody for the great new pain reliever Triopenin - in the child-proof bottle.