Stand next to him and “cross streams”
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So, I have to make a conscious choice to make it look like I’m not making a cnoscious choice. Interesting.
OK, this just about killed me.
I especially like the idea (implied by the “like this”) that there are a number of similarly difficult decisions that ethelbert would handle the same way.
Yep.
Plus, when I’ve been drinking in a bar, the choice is usually the closest one just out of practical concerns.
I gotta say, that I’ve been lurking these parts for a long time, posting for somewhat less time. I read GD all the time. This is the first time that I have ever opened a thread with one opinion and had that opinion completely changed. Your “closest urinal to make it look non chalant” method makes complete sense.
Surely the ladies must quickly calculate all the variables while nonchalantly, and confidently walking straight to the most appropriate stall. Just as we guys do with urinals.
You go into a bathroom with your girlfriend. Five stalls A-E. C & E are occupied. Your girlfriend beats you to stall A. Do you go for stall B, or stall D?
::crickets chirping::