Last winter, I posted some of the bizarre text apparently cut and pasted at random to defeat spam filters in aid of promoting various products (penis enhancers, stock promotions, etc.). In this particular case, Extraordinary Vacations Group, Inc., believed that we should know the following, in support of their IPO:
the kingdom of Egypt fell, as has already been stated, at the death of before him, in which war he had perpetrated all imaginable atrocities, Septuagint.–Present copies.–Various other plans of the and Macedonians.–The Ptolemies.–Founding of Alexandria.–The Pharos. of the court and the officers of her army, in one of the royal palaces. instrumentality, great periodical inundations of summer rain. of it, that he banished them all from the kingdom. Ptolemy, in given up to festivities and rejoicing. Grand entertainments were given his own honor to the winds to follow her to his destruction. Disarmed at able to raise. It is, however, somewhat humiliating to the pride of the trusts committed to their charge, and in a good degree faithful in the might possibly attempt to resume possession of the throne. not generally corrupt classes of men, for it does not make them idle. life shut him out, in some measure, from regions which an excess of heat enjoyments of man are planned and designed by the Author of Nature only. At the great rejoicings at Susa, when Alexander’s conquests were resolved that, at all hazards, she should be destroyed. She accordingly had sent the box to Alexandria, with orders that it should be retained Ptolemy among the rest, undertook to aid him in the accomplishment of and moisture render too prolific, the total absence of them still more tolerable peace, prosperity, and happiness. During every one of the blood, they stabbed her again and again upon the floor of the temple, of the most liberal, enlightened, and prosperous of all the governments Septuagint.–Present copies.–Various other plans of the itself, its capacity for containing vapor in solution is increased, and, respect to the internal condition of the country while these violent men causes operate to modify it. Sometimes the stratum is cooled by being from being simply an enemy, became now, in her view, a rival, and she Alexandria became, in fact, very soon after it was founded, a very great wreaths and vines, that man is almost excluded from the scene. The institutions of a country, or from the operation of natural causes which wafted over ranges of mountains, sometimes by encountering and becoming degenerate a spirit as to desire to marry the daughter of a Persian and this effect is produced in very various ways, and many different those being the regions in which idleness reigns. The great remedy, too, the army, and besieged and took the city. Cleopatra would, of course, elevated land. The rush of water thus turns to the northward, and, vice. There are many exceptions, it is true, to these general laws. Many it is unquestionably true that vice is the incident of idleness; and the operations of the realm. In fact, it was on the prosperity of those him immensely corpulent in body, so that he looked more like a monster.
This comes so close to actually making sense that it’s scary.