Attendance? We get raises for attendance?
Fuck. This changes everything. I’m going to have a word with my boss tomorrow. Or maybe the next day.
Attendance is actually required. Your boss has a right to be upset if you don’t show up to work on time, sorry.
Good luck with that. He’s in meetings all day with the butt kissers.
If, as your manager, this is representative of what I would get for 8 hours a day, I might consider giving you a raise to NOT be full-time.
And people think we should increase minimum wage?!
I wonder if the OP has met modro?
Yes, but the OP has cleverly concealed his identity with his inscrutable user name. I’m sure he needn’t worry.
Martin, you are the dumbest dumbfuck this week. And you will be fired for cause, which means you won’t be able to get unemployment. Please note that the board administration believes we are all responsible for the stupid shit we post, so they won’t even delete the thread. You have placed your present job AND ALL FUTURE JOBS in jeopardy.
Dumbfuck.
They do have mighty stupid commercials.
Oh please. I’ve been looking for a job for the past few weeks and I’m genuinely surprised when an online application has the correct its in a question. Lists are improperly punctuated, sentence fragments are numerous and common words are misspelled. It’s very clear to me that our nation’s best and brightest are not wasted making job applications. And it hurts my heart when I have to explain “What qaulities do you posess that make you a good fit fort his position?”
Seriously. He can’t even spell the name of his employer correctly!
I just bought shocks and brakes for my truck from an Advance Auto Parts store in Mount Morris, Michigan (about 30 minutes south of the OP’s store), yesterday.
The clerk spoke in complete, concise sentences and was helpful and nice.
I’m guessing whoever I dealt with was not the OP. Stupid won’t get you far on this site.
Why doesn’t the OP just sell his father-in-law a phoney gold mine? Isn’t that the typical method of social advancement in Saginaw?
::Checks join date::
Yep.
Given the state of employment and the economy and shit, what with good, smart people being out of work regardless of the effort they put in, idiots like you who aggressively show their ass in public like this disgust me. Jesus damn. Go do something about your head. You write worse than a first grader and expect to get or keep a job even at minimum wage? I feel sorry for your kids. They didn’t ask for a stupid parent.
Get out of here. You’re fired from this message board.
Maybe he’s typing with reverse-polish punctuation?
Not that there would be much point in deleting the thread since he has his Facebook “wall” readable by everyone. People that want to bitch on Facebook really need to be familiar with the privacy options, particularly if they have an uncommon name! :smack:
They would have to interpret what he wrote before they could know they had a firing offence here, so I think he is safe.
Maybe you should try ass-kissing? From whay I understand from another guy there, that can get you to FT in about a year!
Given the fact that he hasn’t been back since he posted his two masterpieces, and the fact that this isn’t the only message board he made these comments on yesterday, I doubt he’ll return.
Maybe it’s not really him. Maybe it’s someone *pretending *to be him, trying to ruin his reputation for all time, or at least long enough to get a coveted job at Advance Auto Parts.
ETA: Or, you know, maybe he really IS that dumb.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks it’s unfair that many smart and talented people cannot find jobs in this economy.
It makes you wonder how people who cannot even create sentences even find jobs in the first place.
Maybe, I’m being a tad judgmental, but the post was full of errors. It’s like an English teacher’s worst nightmare.