Here’s a surefire way to get a pic of an Alien. Buy a large red Hallmark card and send it to the black mailbox addressed to: Alien. When he/she/it comes and picks it up, you’ll spot your envelope instantly among all the other envelopes, and you can take his/her/its picture. Please do not — repeat, do not — put any ricin or other weird powder, not even Gold Bond, in the envelope. That’s not charitible and besides the FBI will be ringing your doorbell before you get home with the picture.
One can only assume the OP refers to Does the U.S. government keep alien spaceships at Area 51? - The Straight Dope.
What’s scarier than Area 51? Eeria 51.
How scared are you of Aerea 51?
Vaery.
Aerie 51: Nesting site for extraterrestrial eagles.
No. Eerier 51.
Areola 51 is much nicer.
Yes, this is the thread the OP is posting about … don’t forget these aliens probably don’t even have passports … therefore they are here illegally.
The US Congress is working feverishly on this problem … don’t forget they can still qualify for drivers license in the next state of California and most states will admit them for free into any emergency room if they don’t have any insurance.
This may change after January 1st 2014 when the new healthcare laws go into effect … they will have to be employee’s of a paid up health care plan or at least be over 63 to qualify for medi-care.
also don’t forget the new fee’s for a US passport are going up:U.S. Passports
I have often thought they should charge for the right to know about UFO’s perhaps a secret UFO clearence passport on a need to know level charging for the intial investigation plus say $100 with the agreement that you promise not to tell anyone else that doesn’t have this secret UFO clearence passport.
We could balance the budget with something like that …
How about Aer Lingus? Filthy Irish bastards.