Be more terrible if you didn’t.
I just talked to aesiron a few minutes ago. He’s going to be going into surgery in about 30-45 minutes. He has no idea yet how long he’s going to be in the hospital. He’s pretty drugged up and has been dozing most of the day. But I let him know he’s got tons of well-wishes waiting for him. I’ma gonna to print them all out and plaster them around his room tomorrow.
Uh, NoClueBoy, he’s not getting his tonsils out, y’know. I’m not sure the ice cream rule applies. 
Get well soon, dude.
Aesiron, dude, I know we’ve had our disagreements, but I’ll be pulling for you too.
Get better soon.
That’s terrible. Feel better soon.
Holy crud, that sucks!
May you have pretty nurse-babes to attend you and all the narcotics and jello your little heart desires.
Good luck, Aes. Hurry back!
Oh, and Gr8kat, if he’s taking cards, e-mail me. It’s in the profile.
Has anyone investigated weather the driver was a Star Wars fan? This looks fishey.
Give him my best!
Ouch! Best Wishes on a full and complete recovery Aesiron
Likewise on the card thing.
But you forgot the reason he should stay sick longer - cute nurses! Get better soon anyway, Aesiron! 
You know the best part of being screwed up in the hospital in a cast?
MORPHINE DRIP!
Get well soon, Aesiron.
You know, I read this and immediately remembered the reference, kept scrolling with somewhat pleasant memories of watching this movie with my mother…
…then thought “What? Who ELSE has seen that movie in this, the year 2004? And would think immediately to make a reference to it? That must have been Eve…”
Scroll up…
Hope the surgery went well and you have a speedy recovery, well, of course, except for the cute nurse thing.
Poor guy! Hope he gets out soon!
All the best for a speedy recovery Aesiron.
Ouchies, little brother !! I hope you are feeling better soon. Nothing like getting body-slammed !! I’d like to send a card too if that’s ok.
90
Holy… well, I’m glad he’ll be alright. Good luck, get well soon!
get well soon Aes.
Best wishes
Dave
I actually gasped when I read the OP. Man, that sucks Aesiron! Remember- the little button is your friend. Drugs are good, m’kay? Sending healing hugs your way, dear.
I’d also like to send a card.
-Holly
Goodness! Poor Aes! Here’s another round of wishes and groovy vibes coming your way for a speedy recovery!
Poor baby… 