A big-ass new crack in the rift valley has opened up practically overnight. (Including running through the house of a guy named Eliud Njoroge Mbugua, which reminds me of Dionisio Pulido–after reading about that as a kid, I used to have nightmares about a volcano forming in my yard.)
I wonder if this will cause some climate change that will, in turn, spur the evolution of a currently bipedal primate into an upright species with unprecedented tool-using capabilities including the use of fire!
Only if a black monolith with the ratio of 1X4X9 shows up.