After a year out of work, I finally took a pee test

Yay, It’s been almost one year to the day since I last had a real steady job. After being unemployed all winter I finally got a couple temp gigs this spring and summer. And now, after a total loss of self esteem and quite a bit of self doubt and paranoia, my boss finally sent me to a pee test today.

And it’s for one of the best companies in the area. I just lucked into the opportunity. I drove in February to an agency in Madison during a snow storm. If I hadn’t taken that drive, all of this never would have fallen into my lap.

Just tooting my own horn a little. 5 years in an absolutely shitty job then another year of just floating, finally I feel like I’m back. Tremendous thanks to my wife for staying (mostly) positive and donating me cash when I needed it. I couldn’t have done it alone. Can’t wait to wake up in the morning. I’m sure it will wear off after a while, but for now, Yay.

Congratulations! When do you start?

Because two weeks after that date, you’re expected to show up in the Workplace Griping with at least a token gripe.

Or donuts.

Congratulations!

As someone who also came back from The Graveyard of Self-Esteem, I know how much it means to make it back to a good place. Here’s wishing you every success!

I’ve just entered the graveyard myself, so it’s good to know there’s an exit somewhere. Congrats!

Congratulations, and good luck back in the working world. You must be so relieved!

Long ago I got my favorite job ever when, 6 months after I submitted my application, the company finally got around to interviewing me during a snowstorm. When I hobbled into the conference room on crutches with 3 inches of snow on my head, I guess they figured they could count on me to show up for work no matter what :D.

Now take your wife out for a celebration dinner. Sounds like both of you deserve it.

They start paying me Monday. They even gave me a little more than I asked for. Yes, I am already figuring out fun things to do with my wife, after a year of austerity measures, let the fun begin.

Is that a new euphemism? I thought the subject was a complaint when I first saw it!

So, they really want to check if you drank the Kook-Aid*?

(Or Flavor-Aid for the real nitpickers.)

Man, free pee tests and they’re paying you? Talk about your perks.

Congratulations!!! I’m doing the Snoopy dance in my office for you. Remember that your wonderful wife never doubted you for even a second. Now take me out to dinner already! :smiley: