AH! The Giant Lobster Is Fighting Godzilla! In New Zealand!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Separated at birth?

Compare–

GAIANT LOBSTER #1

and
GIANT LOBSTER #2

There can be no question! The Monster Ebirah lives!!!

Call out the Japanese Self-Defence Force! And send out for 1 cubic Hectare of Tartar Sauce, please.

2

Remember, you can scare them off with clarified butter!

3

We had better take steps to keep it away from this blonde bombshell. Mutants would ensue.

4

You sure it’s not one of the giant lobsters (said in the episode to be mutated by nuclear waste from the recently-downed SkyLab) from the episode of Saturday Night Live?

http://www.tv.com/saturday-night-live/robert-kleinbonnie-raitt/episode/113440/summary.html

5

Squuuiiiiiiiick!!
I wonder…can I eat it?

6

Sure you can; but I, for one, avoid any recipe that involves shaving.

7

Bosda, mate, Tasmania is by no stretch of the imagination in New Zealand any more than Newfoundland is in the United States.

8

You are correct. :smack: