"Ah Wanna Buy Me a Huntin' License" -John Kerry

[rjung]

@ralph124c

Am I REALLY a Right-Wing Crackpot??

You’re not as way-out-there as Brutus or Scylla … yet.

[Ephemera]

@ralph124c

Am I REALLY a Right-Wing Crackpot??

I’ve no idea of your ideological leanings as I’ve not read many of your political posts. So far as I know, this is the first, actually. Mentally speaking though, the observation is spot on.

[Miller]

@Diogenes the Cynic

My apologies to Una, as well as to Braniac for the “suck my balls” post.

I was really surprised when you went after Braniac. He’s a just a regular kinda guy, you know?

<rimshot>

[GaWd]

@chula

It sounds like you joined the SDMB just to reinforce your own ignorance about Americans. You’re not going to get very far with that.

If you’ve ever been involved in a thread in which Roger was sharing his wisdom and expertise regarding Americans and firearms, you’d know that this is indeed the case.

Sam

[roger_thornhill]

@chula

It sounds like you joined the SDMB just to reinforce your own ignorance about Americans. You’re not going to get very far with that.

Ouch!

@GaWd

If you’ve ever been involved in a thread in which Roger was sharing his wisdom and expertise regarding Americans and firearms, you’d know that this is indeed the case.

Ouch, again!

Or should that be Bang?!

[GaWd]

@roger thornhill

Or should that be Bang?!

Ooooh! how witty! You ferriners are so cute at times.

[SteveG1]

I don’t even care anymore. No matter who wins, I’m gonna drink and celebrate the fact that it’s finally over for another 4 years.

[Scylla]

@rjung

You’re not as way-out-there as Brutus or Scylla … yet.

Nor is he as nasty a motherfucker with less merit than a post chili-fest shit such as yourself.

[flickster]

@Diogenes the Cynic

BTW, this reminds me of the time when Shrub was first running for governor against Ann Richards. He decided to go duck hunting when the season opened up. Ann Richards went too. Ann bagged herself some birds and got her picture taken. GeeDubya shot an endangered songbird and had to pay a fine. That’s what happens when you give a firearm to a moron who hasn’t been trained to use it.

Dio, the killdeer is anything but endangered

http://birds.cornell.edu/programs/AllAboutBirds/BirdGuide/Killdeer_dtl.html

The most widespread and familiar of the American plovers, the Killdeer is a common bird in farmyards, fields, and parking lots. Although many species of birds pretend to have a broken wing to lure predators from their nest, the Killdeer is the one most commonly seen performing this distraction display.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

Why did he pay a fine then?

[Frank]

Because it’s protected as a migratory bird, under a different set of laws.