Airport Stories: Brief Post, Educational Morning - SQUEEEEEK!

It’s short because I had a long day and somehow got talked into getting up before dawn for more of the same tomorrow. Anyhow.

Big Lesson For This Saturday:

Set up: I am not an aerobatic pilot. In fact, I’m a ch!ck3n$h!t. My instructor, however, is… well, he likes aerobatics the same way that starving hyenas like food - with great enthusiasm and bottomless capacity for more.

J: “Want to do some unusual attitudes?”
Me: “Sure”

DUMB! DUMB! DUMB!

(Actually, as usual, it was quite educational and even a little fun after the initial moment of terror. :smiley: )

You are the most insanely evil person I have ever met. Now I’m not going to be able to sleep all night through wondering what on earth happened with your “unusual attitudes”.
you twisted tease
curse you

As much as I often give a big “shame on you” to instructors who scare their customers with unneccessarily aggressive flying, I can relate to the temptation.

Being an aerobatic pilot myself, I sometimes have to restrain myself from getting too frisky when putting students through unusual attitude training. You must remember that I spend many, MANY hours doing mundane maneuvers with students. And a lot of time taking skittish folks for sightseeing rides where the slightest bump causes panic.

So when I get turned loose to twist the plane around a bit, it’s very tempting to have some fun of my own. I want to make unusual attitude practice as realistic as one can within the significant performance limitations of a Piper Warrior. But even then, it’s still possible to startle people. So I try not to get carried away. :slight_smile:

Don’t think he did anything out of line - I really am a ch!ck3n$h!t sometimes.

Nothing aerobatic - he just has an alarming comfort for doing stuff that looks really, really weird to the average pilot. Yeah, intellectualy I know the airplane can do that, I just haven’t seen and experienced it before. I dunno… maybe the prior folks I was doing “unusual attitudes” with were also ch!ck3n$h!ts and didn’t do the job properly.

If I do go for aerobatics he may need some extra ear protection the first couple lessons…

And, darn - I wanted to go back this morning, but the airport is reporting freezing fog and 100 foot ceilings - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Then again, it IS 5 am, it could burn off right? Right? (phooey!)

{pout}

[Herman Munster] Darn! darn! darn! darn! darn! [/Herman Munster]

7 am and it looks like the fog has settled in for the duration. 100 foot ceilings. Freezing fog. Hrumphfuss!

bwa-HA-HA-HA-HA!

This weather is your fault, isn’t it? :stuck_out_tongue:

Guess I have to stay home and fly the keyboard. (phooey)

w~h~i~n~e~~~

{{pout}}

The best instructor I ever had for this stuff was way up in the “Bob Hover” class. He could take an aircraft so smoothly into some of the strangest places that when it was your turn to straighten things out, it was very hard to believe and your senses absolutely did not believe what your instruments are saying.

He could so fool my brain that even when I took the hood off, the world would shift before my eyes as my brain was so convinced of what it expected to see.

Anywho, Three airplanes were doing the race track over Topeka Kansas one morning trying to get in. ( We were stacked up at different altitudes on a published holding pattern that looks like a race track ) We were all in the clear 800 feet or better above the overcast that went all the way to the ground.

We were all fat on fuel so we kept making approaches. I was on my third try when I got partial ground contact. I let my eyes come up for the briefest glimpse. ( bad bad bad ) and I was convinced that I needed to make a sharp correction to the right to align with the runway. ( wrong wrong wrong ) and I actually started to do that before I went back on the gages. ( no copilot or passenger pilot to help )

So, by the time I had gotten the aircraft ( Aero Star 601 ) back to proper attitude, I had gone right down to a itty bit under minimums and the runway popped back into to view. But now I was off center and departing from it even more. I had sufficient room to get it all back under control and make the landing.

Had I not had the recurrent application of this instructors sneaky ways to convince me that I had to always fly the instruments no matter what my senses were telling me, much less my eyes, I would have probably not faired so well.

The number of full mental changes I had to deal with in a few seconds and the amount of information that needed processing each time was an important lesson on how much and how dangerous it is to be thinking about the wrong things while flying.

That last change from instrument flight to visual flight and having the aircraft a little crossed up when it did not feel like it, made for some fancy foot work to get things aligned.

Within 20 minutes all three of us were down as the conditions were slowly improving.

Non stressful to the aircraft ways to recover from unusual attitudes is very important, especially for instrument flight. Over stressing the aircraft is a very real possibility and it usually is not necessary.

But you have to practice, practice, practice, …

So tell us all you did on Saturday…

Except for the yelping parts, I did excellent.

I’m banging away and should have it up in a day or two, maybe even tonight. The only hitch being my vacation is over and I have to go back to work, which seriously cuts into my time for hobbies. You know how it is.

Aerobatics, lesson one.

Instructor: Do you want to see a spin?

Cabdude: Yeah, sure thing.

Instructor: OK, here we go…

Cabdude: JEBUS CRIPES!!!1111

Sure gets your :eek: attention, don’t it?

Hee-hee-hee…

Yeah, that sure is an attention-getter. I thought I was ready for my first spin. The first three words out of my mouth were HOLY F****** $H!T!!! followed I’m not sure what - afterwards the instructor said he wanted me to explain some of the words he hadn’t heard before.

Then I said lets go up and do that again.

Yeah, I’m crazy :smiley: