Airport Stories: Broomstick Flies a Boeing

I was in the outdoor seating area of the airport restaurant. It was a chilly day and no one was actually eating out there, but there was a woman seated, legs crossed at the knee and one swinging, and we were chatting. She was there for an airplane ride, which, apparently, she was in the habit of indulging in from time to time. At first she thought I was the same, until I made it clear that no, I seldom rode, I was usually the one in charge. Her eyes widened “You’re a pilot? Wow. When are you going up?”

“When the biplane gets back”

Which was the cue, apparently, for it to do so. The two guys flying it had somehow managed to sneak onto the ground quietly. It trundled out from behind the big helicopter hangar, on its way to the parking area. The airplane in question was a Boeing-built 1943 PT-17 Stearman. Not a replica, reconstruction, or recreation but the real deal. You’ve seen these before, in movies, as crop dusters, at airshows… It’s a big airplane with two wings that makes lots and lots of noise.

The arrival of the airplane was my cue to find the fuel guy and ask him to bring the truck around to the airplane, then go back to the flight school office to pick up a couple seat cushions. I knew I would need them. I also stopped by my car to dig all my extra clothing out of the back. It was about 50 degrees (10 C) on the ground, and it would be colder up in the air. The Stearman is an open cockpit airplane, you’re out in the weather, and there’s significant wind chill factor when you’re traveling around 80 mph (130 kph). I’ve flown open planes before so I knew what I was getting into. Actually, between sitting in an actual fuselage and having even a minimal windscreen, the Stearman offered much more protection from the elements than the ultralights I used to fly. I was a little concerned that I might be overdressed for the occassion.

As I was putting on an extra shirt and an insulated vest one of the other airport folks walked by and asked me if I was going up in the Citabria. I said no, Stearman today, wanted to do this before the weather got much colder. He nodded, then said how there were guys in his powered parachute crowd who flew all winter. I said uh-huh - aside from the 'chutes going a lot slower, there was an important difference between those guys and me. What’s that, said N? Well… being a woman, I didn’t feel a need to prove how manly I am. End of problem. That got a smile out of him, and I got his name and phone number because, among other things, such as being a fellow student in the taildraggers, he is a powered parachute instructor. The information joined the other stuff in my flight bag concerning things like gliders and hot air ballons that are on my list of Things to Do in Aviation Sometime in the Future. Mentioned he wouldn’t hear from me until spring at the earliest, he said that was OK, and he wished me a good flight.

By this time the airplane was parked J had shown up, and the two prior occupants were crawling out and off the airplane.

Like most airplanes I fly this one refueled from an outlet in the top of the wing. In this case, the top of the top wing. That’s about 12 feet (4 meters) up off the ground, which made reaching it a slight problem. The ladder on the back of the fuel truck doesn’t get you up high enough. The problem, apparently, was solved by one person climbing up to stand with a foot on either side of the forward cockpit so he could reach the top of the wing, then the line guy unwound a lot of hose and handed it up to the guy standing on the airplane. Hey, it worked. They stationed me to watch the gas gauge, which was inconveniently mounted underneath the top wing so the refueler couldn’t see it, and told me to yell out when the tank was 3/4 full. J didn’t want it completely full, something about not wanting the airplane too heavy so I could manage it.

Mind you, there was no way I could afford enough time in it to be allowed to solo - flying alone or with a non-pilot passenger is not just a matter of making the machine go where you point it, which is typically the same from airplane to airplane if you’re talking about single engine prop planes, you also have to know how to handle the unusual, the unexpected, and emergencies. Every airplane has its quirks, which you may not want to discover by trial and error. I was buying just one hour in the biplane, that was it. Harsh reality was that it might be the only hour of Stearman time I ever got because this was just plain expensive. There was no way I was going to become proficient in just one hour, so the main focus was to have fun. Certainly, I’d fly it to the limit of my capabilities, but J would be there to show me the ropes and keep me out of trouble . I wanted J in preference to a different instructor in large part because he already had a good grasp of my abilities, both strengths and weaknesses, so I’d only have to deal with a new airplane and not with a new instructor as well. Certain items that we would ordinarially go over in detail if I was intending to check out to solo we either dealt with in a superficial manner or skipped entirely.

Next step was to get in the biplane, right? I had the same moment of trepidation I had the first time I climbed onto this behemoth, but I remembered how I did it the last time. Right hand on the edge of the rear cockpit, left foot on the lower wing, push/pull up, grab edge of cockpit with second hand, pull right foot on board. There! That was almost graceful.

J called up from the ground that I would be sitting in the rear. OK, whatever. He asked the two prior flyers - an instructor named S and one of the biplane regulars named MrB, to get me strapped in.

I stepped into the cockpit and onto the seat - this being one of the few vehicles where you’re supposed to put your feet on the seats. Then I looked down into this relatively dark hole to find a place to rest my shoes as I got the rest of the way inside. The two men, having noticed the abundance of seat cushions I arrived with, then ducked their heads into the hole with me, making for a definite crowd, and started directing me on how to bring the rudder pedals forward. How neat, adjustable pedals! The only problem was that they were already full back towards me. OK, no big deal, and I wound up using both cushions behind my back to push me forward in the seat so I could reach everything.

Now it was time to strap in. First there was a standard sort of four-point harness, although I could swear the straps on this one looked wider than usual. S and MrB helped me get them properly arranged, latched, and tightened. And I do mean tight - at one point I said “Thanks for helping out with this, guys, but I like my left collar bone - could we loosen this shoulder strap so it remains in one piece, not two?” MrB chuckled, then made sure I tucked in the loose strap ends so they wouldn’t slap around in the wind later. Kind of nice getting male attention, although before anyone gets any sort of wrong impression this was all strictly business. They had me firmly held down, then S asked me to lean down and pick up two more straps from the floor of the airplane. Um, guys, the whole point of the rig was to make it nearly impossible for me to move, you might have asked before you tightened everything up… but I must have been able to make my arm stretch a couple inches because I got the straps up. Two more thick, heavy, army-green straps. S said “What we did before was to hold you in your seat. These hold you in the plane.”

“What? I thought the ones on the seat did that.”

“They do, but they attach only to the seat. These attach to the frame of the airplane.” Said with a smile, of course, but the resulting vision of a seat breaking loose and rampaging about the teeny cockpit just prior to attempted airplane departure was not reassuring. Nor was I entirely convinced that if that did happen this extra set of straps across my thighs was really going to hold both me and the seat inside. Fortunately, I will not need to test that redundant safety feature on this flight. S and MrB gave me a pat on each shoulder and get down from the lower wing.

Somewhere in all that I had also secured my camera. My digital camera has actually been dropped out of an open cockpit airplane several times - but I always fly with it on a leash so I just reel it back in. This time was no exception. The camera strap was threaded through one of my shoulder straps, as usual, and the camera swung down under and behind my right arm where it wouldn’t interfere with my flying. It wouldn’t leave the airplane until I did, and that would be after we were on the ground again.

Here I am, strapped in, strapped down, and contemplating what if I had a parachute and needed to exit this thing in a hurry, just how fast could I get untangled from all this strapping?

While all this was going on J was giving the plane a look over, signed the fuel ticket, and otherwise got ready to go. All which I normally do for a flight, but like I said, this time was a little different. There was a bit of a to-do as J insisted the rear wheel was low on air. There was the required debate by 4 or 5 people, and somebody went off to get a tank of air for the tire. After a few minutes the tire inflation party stated that the tire pressure was fine. J said something about maybe it was the weight on the back wheel. Hey! I leaned over the side and stated - loudly - I am NOT putting on weight! J had the grace to look embarassed at his unintentional insinuation that his gal-student was getting fat. If I looked pudgy it was probably the heap of laundry I wore. J looked a little rolly-polly himself for similar reasons. Flying is much more enjoyable when you’re reasonably warm and with no heater on board the only way to do that is more clothing.

Then it was time for J to get up on the wing and climb up to the forward seat (it was a climb, you were definitely going uphill), climb in the cockpit (this was begining to sound like going up a mountain), sit down, and strap in. This was a switch - this time I got to look at the back of his head. Back of his hat, actually.

J then launched into what was obviously a well-used spiel which might be called Tour of the Cockpit. “Take your left hand” he waved his left hand next to his head, “Reach down” he reached down - I was just about ready for him to break into the hokey-pokey and tell me to shake it all about. Anyhow, he had obviously done this a lot, and I suddenly realized what the rearview mirror was for - it was to allow him to keep an eye on me. I was sure that worked real well when I ducked down below the instrument panel looking for whatever knob or lever or bit of equipment he referred to.

I don’t know when they standardized cockpit layouts but clearly it was some time after this thing was built. I’d been speaking earlier with an older pilot on the ramp who had flown Stearmans back in his youth, when they were still considered new airplanes. He mentioned that the Morris Stearman wasn’t like others he’d flown, that this was different and that was different. I expressed the opinion that since the youngest Stearman was at least a half cenutry old it was unlikely you’d be able to find one in original condition, The amount of tinkering and rebuilding that must have occured over that time would be considerable. He nodded and conceded that may, in fact, be true. I don’t know if the current layout in this Stearman was factory standard or not, but it sure wasn’t what I was used to seeing. What it reminded me of was the “standard” ultralight layout, which has no standard whatsoever and sometimes left you going "Why did they put that there?"

Anyhow, I’d figured out this large object in front of me connected to the floor was the stick, and the throttle turned out to be over to the left with the mixture level mounted beside it. So far, not too different than the Citabria. J moved the controls from his seat, which moved them in my area, so they’d be easier to find. Then it was find the fuel switch and make sure it was on - that was further forward on the left, tucked way up under the fuselage structure. Then find the master switch, also on the left. Trim was a “yellow thing, should be down by your left elbow, do you see it?” About the only thing on the right was the carb heat which, I confess, I never did find. Apparently, it was even more hidden than most of the controls and J wound up managing it for me because we didn’t want to spend too much time looking for it - I was only buying one hour in this thing, after all, I wasn’t going to follow through to being signed off to solo it. I know how to use carb heat, I don’t have to prove that to J.

There were no ammenities in this airplane, no nice interior upholstery or even a pretense of it. You were very much sitting in a metal framwork covered with painted cloth. The various controls were sort of tacked/riveted to the metal frame in whatever location had seemed convenient at the time. Yes, I keep harping on that. Yes, it bothered me for while, until I started remembering where things were. How something so minimal in construction could be so heavy - 2700 lbs (1225 kg) when empty, more with gas and two people in it, up to 3200 lbs (1450 kg) - was an interesting conundrum, and not one explained simply by having two wings instead of one. This would be the heaviest airplane I had flown to date, and also the one with the highest horsepower. It would not, however, be anything close to the fastest. The power was required to haul the weight into the air. Also required to overcome air resistance, as open cockpit biplanes are not as aerodynamic in shape as you might suppose. There was a lot of drag from the struts and wires, among other things.

J cautioned me to keep clear of the stick and demonstrated the need for this by doing a flight control check where he moved the stick full left, right, forward, and back. I almost got out of the way in time and the whack on the right knee was mild and left no lasting mark. He said he’d need the full range of motion. I wondered what sort of manuvers he had in mind - it’s been years since I had reason to move a stick to the full stops in flight. On the other hand, I was pretty sure that if extreme manuvers were planned for this flight we’d be wearing parachutes in accordance with regulations and common sense.

J started the engine. The start up procedure was different than any I’d used before and since I wasn’t likely to get back into this plane any time soon, if ever, it wasn’t necessary for me to learn how to do it. It involved a lot of throttle pumping and some stuttering before the engine caught. I was just happy no one suggested hand propping this monster. J throttled it back slightly after starting so he could be heard yelling over it.

I received instructions on how to turn on the intercom. In this airplane you used the headsets that were left in the airplane. They have heavy-duty windscreens on the mikes, which would be important later, as you don’t want a constant sshooSHSHOsshshHHSHhshhHSHSSSHOOOOOOOSH from the wind going over the audio pickup. Got those on and adjusted which helped with the background noise considerably. J explained that he would let me taxi but he wanted to show me how it was done first so I should follow him on the controls. Also, it was a little tight around the buildings, he wanted to wait until we got to the taxiway by the runway where there was more room before he turned it over to me. By “more room” he didn’t mean the taxiway was wider - it was, in fact, narrower - what he meant was that if I screwed up and went into the grass with this thing I wasn’t going to do any damage to buildings, other airplanes, or people. Unlike most of the airplanes I fly, which would crumple sort of like a soda can if you ran them into a solid object like a shed, a Stearman actually stood a good chance of winning an argument with solid objects like trees and hangars. This very airplane had, in fact, removed the top of a tree once upon a time without sustaining damage to itself. Whether or not the occupants suffered underwear damage during that incident no one has ever been willing to tell me, but they were also unharmed, although very alarmed. Contrast that with the usual result when a single-engine airplane has a close encounter with a tree, where the airplane looks like it’s been fed into a paper shredder and the tree is often still standing, and you’ll get some idea of just how solid a Stearman is. Sure, it’s possible to destroy one, but you have to actually work at it.

We pulled forward, onto the taxiway. Right away, even though I wasn’t operating the controls, I could feel a difference. From past demonstrations I was used to J using a smooth and light touch on the controls. Not this time. He was really shoving at those rudder pedals, using a large throw to get a very small movement. I could feel it in the seat of my pants, through my seat and the harness. Yeah, it was a heavy airplane. This was going to use some muscle.

Not too much creaking and rattling, though - think my pickup truck has more creaks and rattles in its frame and it was a lot younger than this thing, nor did the pickup get bounced off runways on a regular basis.

J explained that since we couldn’t see what was ahead of us (really, you can’t - which went a long way towards explaining how someone ran over a tree with this airplane) we would have to go slightly to one side of our intended course, looking out over the other side so we could see what was ahead, then turn to the other side of our course, look over the opposite side, turn again… These are called “S turns” because the actual course you follow looks like a series of S’s. It was the only way to see where you were going and avoid chewing things up in the prop which, course, arrived first wherever you went. J explained all this while demonstrating it, taking us out to the main taxiway.

Because we’re using runway 36 we have to go to the far end of the pavement. J got us around the last corner before the long straightaway, then told me it was my airplane. So I SHOVED the right rudder, looked over the left side, and then became aware of the crosswind off the left, mainly because the airplane suddenly developed a certain friskiness that I wasn’t expecting or desiring. So I SHOVED the left rudder, and SHOVED, and SHOVED and looked over the right side as the airplane nose swung left and - hey! - there was a Cessna ahead of us! SHOVE right, look left, feel the airplane want to wander off again and SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE left rudder, look right - there was the Cessna again…

I did that for 4,000 feet (1200 m).

About the fourth swing to the left I started muttering “Who needs a health club?” which got a laugh out of J. It was somewhat like pedaling a coaster brake bicycle up a hill. J was very encouraging and said I was doing a good job. I said I had a good tailwheel instructor. He said “You certainly did.” Ah, yes, what passes for modesty among pilots… Anyhow, I kept it on the pavement and under control, with a caution from J not to get going too fast because if I did this airplane could hurt me. Certainly, past a certain taxi speed it seemed much more inclined to want to head out on its own. Between the mass of the airplane and the potential power at your disposal in the big engine it was entirely too easy to get up more momentum than you wanted. It was an interesting illustration of such Newtonian principals as an object in motion tending to remain in motion, tending to remain on the same vector, and various annoying manifestions of inertia, which might be expressed as what does it take to stop this thing? The brakes were not at all impressive, let me tell you - I think maybe I could have stopped it faster by dragging my feet on the ground, except I’d need legs 6 feet long (2 m) to reach the pavement from where I was sitting even if there hadn’t been a floor in the way. Another problem was that the slower you went the harder it was to steer the airplane on the ground and the more effort it took to turn. Taxiing was a compromise between going fast enough to have effective use of your controls and slow enough not to lose control of the airplane. Add in a crosswind, and you had an airplane that thought it was a weathervane and wanted to turn all on its own.

You know, if a Cessna 150 is a Shetland pony, and the C172’s and Piper Warriors are reliable quarter horses, the Stearman is a half-drunk Clydesdale - at least on the ground. It’s willing to take direction if you are firm and keep repeating yourself, but it’s not going to walk a straight line. Let your attention wander and it will wander, almost certainly somewhere you don’t want it to go, and given its size and weight it is likely to do some damage simply by blundering into something.

About 3500 feet (1000 m) into this exercise I started catching glimpses of the turn off onto the runway when I lean left. J reminded me there was another airplane ahead of us and please don’t hit it. By the way, he was leaning left and right, too - his view was no better than mine, and possibly worse what with being up higher and not swinging so far left and right. If this wasn’t such serious business it might be comical to see us swaying back and forth. I did another really firm left rudder, leaned way over to the right, and saw the tail of the Cessna heading left. Oh, dear. I SHOVED right rudder, leaned way left - there was the Cessna heading left towards the runway and away from the crazy broad who fancied herself a Stearman pilot. I was just as happy that the Cessna was already gone by the time I had jockied the airplane into a left turn and parked it at the runway threshold.

J said he would do the first take off and the first couple landings and I was to follow through and pay attention, but also warned me that as soon as we were in a steady climb he was going to turn the airplane over to me so be ready for it. He told me not to worry, it was just a really big Citabria, and just fly it like it was a normal airplane. No need decide who would do radio calls this time - this airplane didn’t have a radio. One less complication, yippee! One final look for traffic - which wasn’t too hard in this airplane as there was no ceiling to block the view above, to the side, and behind… you could see everywhere but where you were actually going - and J pulled out on the runway.

He went to full power, feet working the pedals hard. The stick was pretty far over to the right for crosswind correction, too - hmm, yes, better keep the bodyparts out of the way, it seemed that range of motion really was required. Nope, this is not going to get any easier. I could feel the weight of the plane lifting, getting light on the wheels. J said “The tail will come up on three - one… two…three”

Yes, it certainly did. Seated further back towards the tail than I usually was, I also definitely felt it as it lifted me a good foot or two in the air. I got a slightly better view of J, as we were now sitting at the same altitude, but no better view of the runway ahead of us.

“OK, we fly on three - one…two…three --”

And off we went, into the wild blue yonder. We got about 15 or 20 feet (about 6 m) off the ground and J said “Your airplane - I am not flying it!” and raised both hands up and waved them around. It’s the flight instructor hokey-pokey! I already had my hands on the controls, getting a feel for how J controlled this beast, and decided quickly that his climb angle was a good one and just maintained it.

Oh WOW this is so cool! I am FLYING A BIPLANE!!! Woo-hoo! Yippee! Big double yellow wings and a dark blue airplane and I was flying a Stearman just like I wanted to when I was a little kid and I’d be BoUnCiNg Up AnD dOwN in my seat if I wasn’t strapped in so tight this is SO COOL --!!!

Hey - I still can’t see where I was going.

“J! I can’t see where we’re going!”

“WHAT?”

“I CAN’T SEE WHERE WE’RE GOING!” I bellowed into the mike.

“WHAT?”

“HUH?”

“WHAT?”

Did I mention the engine was really, really loud at full power?

J said something like “I*** PULL ER BA *** I CAN *** YOU” and pulls back on the throttle. This reduces the engine noise and he asks me what I was saying.

“I can’t see where we’re going.”

“No, you can’t.”

“Isn’t that a problem?”

"Do what you did on the ground. Watch - " he swung the nose left, then pointed out to the right “Look that way for a awhile, then we fly that direction” the nose swung right, and he pointed left “Then look over there, then turn that way and fly there for awhile.”

OK… the walking half-drunk Clydesdale was now cantering across the sky in the same weaving course. Alright! I obviously had to keep shoving this thing left-right-left-right for the next hour. J provided helpful advice, including the suggestion that I make much more massive use of the rudder and much less use of the stick. When the wings were nudged out of level by air currents use my feet to correct instead of the stick. How about I just practice swinging this thing left and right as we head on over to Cushing and a grass runway? Sure, that’s a fine idea, use the time to get a feel for the airplane.

You know, I was really hoping the forward view would be better once we were in the air. It wasn’t. It’s really the only thing I didn’t much like about this airplane. I mean, there’s nothing inherently wrong with the back of J’s head, or the red wooly hat with the fuzzy little white pom-pom on top he wore (it was kind of cute, actually), it was just that it blocked the view. And it was also apparent that even if he hadn’t been there the view would have still been crap because 2/3 of the airplane was in front of me blocking the scenery. I could see where we had been, but not where we were going. Unless, of course, I continued to S-turn across the sky. The only consolation was that with a decent airspeed I didn’t need to use nearly as much force to achieve the same end - a good thing, too, or this flight would have been much less than an hour long.

There was another thing different, which I didn’t figure out until after the flight was over. It was hard to pinpoint, because it was a lack of something. Most airplane wings flex to some degree. Not a lot, but you get used to it, especially as a pilot, then you come to expect it. These wings didn’t flex. Or at least, they flexed a heck of a lot less than any other airplane I’ve ever flown. It was all the struts and wire bracing holding the two wings rigid. You got an occassional vibration, but it was very brief and ridgid, not the usual effect. At the time the impression I got was that there was something somehow fake about the wings. I mean, they were real wings - I could almost reach out and touch them - but at the same time my mind kept nudging at me. They didn’t look like “real wings” somehow, they were like utterly ridgid cartoon wings. I noticed it later in some of the pictures I took - it’s not unusual for a wingtip to look blurry in an aerial photograph but these wingtips were in sharp focus.

Another thing I noticed was a distinct buffeting on my forehead. On take-off it was something like being sternly beaten with a styrofoam bat. In cruise it diminished somewhat, perhaps to the level of getting whapped with a soft pillow. Continually. This was not the most pleasent sensation. Not harmful, and to be honest, between the chill air and the battering of the airstream my face was going a little numb anyway. But it was somewhat annoying. It was not the airstream - I could feel that pretty much from my shoulders up and this forehead beating was something in addition to it. In fact, it seemed to be coming from above me.

I looked up. I saw a big, yellow wing.

It was the downwash from the upper wing. The airplane flies by shoving a mass of air downward with enough force to either equal the weight of the airplane (in level flight) or exceed it (in order to climb). The upper wing is, in theory, pushing air downward in with a force equal to about 1500 lbs (680 kg) in level flight or roughly half the weight of this contraption+load (the lower wing lifts the other half). Fortunately for me this was not concentrated in one spot but distributed along the length of the wing, and that was what I was feeling. It also explained why there was more force to it in a climb. It helps explain the popularity of googles and safety glasses in these airplanes - if I was a few inches taller it wouldn’t be hitting my forehead, it would be hitting my sunglasses and cheekbones, which would definitely make the ol’ eyeballs eyes water. I asked J about it and he confirmed that yes, it was the downwash off the upper wing.

You know, that made it a little reassuring, actually - as long as my forehead was taking a drubbing it meant the wings were generating lift and we were flying.

The flight to Cushing didn’t take very long, it just felt like I was pedaling all the way there. Well, in a sense I was. And along the way I noticed that J was lacking certain information up front. I think the tip off was when he said “What’s our altitude?” I mean, isn’t he supposed to know that? Just look at the altimeter – oh. Oh dear. J informed me he didn’t have an altimeter up front. Well, OK, at least I knew where that was - right next to the airspeed indicator. Which, now that I looked at it, entirely lacked the colorful arcs that tell you when, for instance, you are in a normal cruise range or getting up to a speed where you should be careful. The never-exceed speed was not marked. I’d never seen that before - it was another weird “lack of something”. The lower stall speed was not indicated, either, and I hoped that this airplane was one of those that gave you a little warning before it would stop genereating proper lift. But we were crusing at 80 mph and that seemed to make all concerned happy so why mess with a good thing? Then J asked me about the rpm’s. He didn’t have that gauge, either? Did I? Where was it? “J, I can’t find it.”

“It’s over on the right, by the carb heat.”

Oh, yeah, that’s helpful - I can’t find the carb heat either, remember? But yes, there was a round gauge with numbers on it that was indicating a sensible figure for rpm’s. It still looked funny, but I read it off and J said thank you. Then I realized what was wrong - the numbers went the wrong way around. Usually, the numbers increase as you go clockwise round the dial. These went the opposite way, they increased counter-clockwise. WTF?

I was begining to understand why the owner required a minimum of five hours in this crate before letting you go off on your own - it’s not to learn to fly the thing, it flies pretty normal, it’s to get used to the screwy, so-called instrumentation. This may have been state-of-the-art in 1943, but it’s just bizarre here in 2005.

I still couldn’t find the carb heat.

J reassured me he was perfectly capable of flying this from the front seat. I believed him. I’ve flown with almost zero instrumentation, too - it’s not that difficult in an airplane you’re familar with and J often flies this biplane more in a day than I fly total in month. Problem was the I was the one who was actually on the controls at the moment and I wasn’t at all familar with this fossil. I’m a decent seat-of-the-pants pilot - under two thousand feet (600 m) I can just look over the side and make a pretty accurate estimate of our altitude - and once you got the power and airspeed set this airplane, like every other one I’ve flown, continued along in the same manner with minimal supervision (although it did require a fraction more attention than some other things I’ve flown). Which is good, because that left me lots of time to look outside the cockpit, which is where my eyes should be anyway.

There’s Cushing up ahead. J takes over, talking me through the landing, and I make sure my knees are still clear of the stick. He mentioned that this airplane has a high sink rate once you pull the power off, as it is a heavy object, and I needed to take that into account when deciding where to start a descent. Then there was the visibility problem. You want to keep your landing spot in view as much as possible, but the typical modern approach to landing is a squared off path, with the airplane pointed straight at the runway for the final leg. By this time it was obvious that if you pointed this airplane at something you wouldn’t be able to see what you were aiming at. It turns out there’s a simple solution - instead of flying a rectangle you fly a continous curve to the left, ideally completing the turn just as you pass over the end of the runway. This allows you to look over the side and keep the runway in view throughout the entire landing process. And another thing - the landing is deceptive, he said that you’ll be convinced you’re still five or six feet (2 m) above the ground at touchdown so don’t wait too long to flare.

Before J reduced the power he had one more thing to mention: right around 1600 rpm the engine produces a noticeable vibration. He pulled back to that and asked me if I felt the vibration. I certainly did. He said good, now try not to run the engine at that setting, either stay above it or below it. OK, will do.

J pulled back the power and the big airplane settled gently into a glide. The invisible imp sitting on the top wing stopped beating my head with a pilow and switched to lobbing nerf balls at my skull. We entered a turn to the left. I was sure this looked very peaceful and sedate from outside - I’ve watched this airplane land often enough. In the early stages it was. Just above the ground, though, a whole lot of footwork started happening, along with some stick work. Remember that as you slow down it requires more input into the controls to get the same effect, and we were definitely slowing down (if you must hit a planet, it’s healthiest to do so at the slowest possible speed). And while a 10 foot wobble a 100 feet off the ground is no big deal, it gets to be important when you’re just above the grass. J put in right stick to counter act the crosswind off our right, then some left rudder to keep the wings more level. The sound level kept dropping - the engine was as quiet as it was going to be while still running, and as we slowed down the sound of air rushing by diminished to what you’d hear in a car on the freeway with the windows rolled down. I heard a few new interesting noises coming out of the airplane, something that was probably the sound of the control cables working back and forth and a sort of rattling hum, like brrrrrrrrngngngngmmmm… but it was hard to tell because there was still substantial ambient noise. Then we were down, bumping gently along the grass and J pumped the pedals to keep us on a straight line because, of course, the darn airplane wanted to go everywhere but where it was supposed to until it slowed down to taxi speed.

J hauled the airplane around and took it back to the start of the runway. He said he was going to show me another take off and landing before he wouldl let me do one. So that’s what happened. Up and around and all very calm and routine. The Invisible Lift Imp was back to using the styrofoam bat. I was taking mental notes on just how much a pilot has to thrash around in the cockpit to make these manuvers look good. As a general rule, if I imitate J I’ll get good results. And I was looking for traffic. And enjoying the view. There’s just something about being aloft with nothing between you and the sky to make you really feel like you’re flying. You can feel the air as a tangible thing, something that really is firm enough to hold you and your airplane up and not some abstraction behind a bug and dirt-smeared piece of plastic.

Here we go again, a curving left turn to landing, a gentle descent… this guy madesit look easy, even the back-and-forth on the rudder. I was trying to memorize the motions, memorize just how far those rudders needed to be pushed to keep things under control, how far over the stick was, how far to pull it back. In the airplanes I normally fly folks are frequently told to use just two fingers on the stick or yoke - more than that you tend to over control the machine. This one was going to require a full fist of fingers. There was nothing subtle or gentle about this airplane. Of course not - it was built for ham-fisted farmboys who had just joined the military during a shooting war.

I am had a few tiny doubts. I even mentioned to J that it was obvious that this thing was designed for someone taller than I am, for healthy young army men. I did not mention my nagging doubt about whether I - a short, over-40 female desk jockey - was strong enough to fly this airplane. I told that little doubt to go away - plenty of other women have flown Stearmans, there’s no reason on (or off) God’s green earth I can’t, too. I will not be intimidated by this airplane.

My turn to do a take-off. J told me to taxi it back to the end of the runway. Hmm, nope, my turns weren’t quite as neat and tight as his, but that’s OK - the runway at Cushing was over 100 feet wind and there was plenty of room for a novice Stearman pilot’s more cautious manuvering. I got it lined up on the center of the runway. J called carb heat off. Go to full power.

I pushed the throttle forward. We pulled forward. I worked the pedals, trying to keep ahead of the airplane as we accelerated down the turf. So far, so good - this really wasn’t that different than the Citabria, except for the extra physical effort involved. Crosswind correction was the same technique, too, I was just using a bigger lever to control the airplane. J called out when the tail was going to come up, and it did, right when he said it would, as usual. He cued me when to pull back on the stick and up we went, flying again.

Later, after the flight, I reflect on the fact that a lot of my comfort may have to do with flying with a familar instructor on a familar airfield doing familar things… the only thing different from several dozen other take-offs was the airplane, everything else was the same. But then, to a large extent I planned it that way. Keep the new variables to a minimum, it makes everything that much easier.

OK, we were at a good height above the ground and I made my first turn. Yes, I was still bothered by being unable to see directly ahead, but I was used to having to shift an airplane around before turning to get a better view because all airplanes have blind spots of one sort or another. Another turn and we were on downwind, time to level off. I fumbled a bit with the power settings, I couldn’t get the trim lever to move, and even when we stopped climbing the damn Invisible Lift Imp was still using a bat instead of a pillow on my head. What the heck was going on here? I glanced at the airspeed - oh, we were doing 100 mph (160 kph). Maybe a little more. Why was that happening? The extra lift wasn’t lifting us at this point, it was helping to pull us forward, but I didn’t need to be in such a hurry, I mean, the airport wasn’t going anywhere, right? I adjusted power, adjusted pitch, backed down to 80 mph. (130 kph) Still having problems with the trim. It was down by my left thigh, hard to see, and I couldn’t get it to move hardly at all.

There were really only four power settings we were using on this thing: Full, cruise, just-below-vibration, and idle. At this point I was not too sure where “cruise” was (of course it’s not marked) and I was still not used to the backwards-moving needle on the rpm gauge, but “full” was no problem at all. I don’t need a gauge to tell me about the “just-below-vibration” setting - you sort of noticed the whole airplane shaking around you, I mean, c’mon, and you noticed when it stopped shaking. And “idle” was all the way back to the stop.

We got abeam the intended touchdown point and J told me to pull the power back to “under vibration”, which was easy enough. Once again, the airplane settled into a descent and from the rear seat I had a great view of the nose and wings dipping down like some sort of oversize box kite. I started into a sweeping left turn. This was actually going a lot better than I expected, but then it WAS an airplane and it flew like an airplane, I was a pilot, and I’ve done an approach to landing a thousand times (actually, more than that). The descent rate was a bit faster than I was used to but not by much. A power-off approach in a Piper Arrow is a LOT faster and steeper, just as an example. There have been times I’ve brought other planes out of the sky faster than this just for the fun of it. This was by no means extreme and I was not sure a non-pilot would notice the difference in descent rate from your average Cessna. All I had to do was remember to use lots of rudder and this baby came around and down as sweet as you please.

In fact, J was not needing to give me much direction at all. We came over the airfield fence, I was doing the rudderdance, correcting for the crosswind, and the only thing he did was tell me when to pull back. I did so. We floated across the grass - that lower wing was deep into ground effect and generated more lift than when at higher altitude - and sure enough, we touched down sooner than I would have expected by looking out. Doesn’t matter, I was on top of the rudders already, I just continued to shove at them to keep us on line. We rolled to a stop.

Oh wow - I have just landed a Stearman!

(And did a fine job of it, if I do say so myself)

You know, this was really not as difficult as some have lead me to believe: “Oooo, big scary airplane! It’s a taildragger, they’re hard to control! You can’t see where you’re going! Oooo! It’s hard to fly a biplane! You can’t land a biplane in a crosswind! Ooooo!”

I wouldn’t recommend anyone try this without some instruction first, but this really is within the reach of your average human being, should your average human being ever desire to do it. The “PT” in the “PT-17” designation stands for primary trainer - folks used to fly these as their first airplane, and the army expected them to solo in 10 hours. I can see that - this airplane requires you to pay attention, but controlling it was pretty straightforward and there weren’t a whole lot of complications in the cockpit, just what you needed to fly and not much else.

I get the beast turned around and taxied down to the end of the runway. Time for take-off number two. We rumble along the ground, the tail comes up, the airplane gets light, and we were rising easily into the air. As I turned onto the downwind leg I pulled back to my best guess at cruise power and leveled off. I still can’t get the trim control to move, so I was just going to have to hold the stick where I need to hold it to get the job done. Abeam the touchdown I still couldn’t find the carb heat, so J obliged then I pulled back until the vibration started and stopped. Around we went, and down, power back to idle, and this time I came in a little high over the field in front of the fence. Well, OK, no problem, I dipped the right wing, added more left rudder, and slipped it in - earning a “good job” from J who was clearly pleased I did that without prompting. I pulled it out of the slip, straighted it out above the runway, pulled back, and touched down.

This was going really well.

We taxied back again. I mentioned that it was a lot easier to control this thing on the grass, not to mention the luxury of a runway twice as wide as at Morris on which to swing this thing back and forth. In fact, this felt much more like tacking a sailboat into the wind than driving a land vehicle. Given that you could really sense how the wind was pulling and pushing on it as you went down the road there was more than just a passing resemblance to managing a boat.

Naturally, just after I gushed about the amount of room I have to manuver someone else wanted to use the field. Nice bright yellow Piper Cub, another plane from the same era as this one, just a lot smaller. Cushing doesn’t have a taxiway - if someone came in to land you scooched over to the upwind side of the runway and they landed on the downwind side. There was plenty of room to do this, but it did cut my manuvering space in half and I had to start worrying about things like runway lights meeting up with the bottom wing and make sure I cleared the little white picket fencegate to the side that marked the entry to the runway. Just past that little white gate I stopped, saying I was going to take a minute to get a grip on this trim control. Literally. I had both hands on the thing, I was grunting with effort, and I could not get it to move. Either I didn’t know how operate the control, I was a total wimp, or there was something wrong here. For a brief moment I was tempted to brace my foot against something and put my back into it but no - I really needed to keep my feet on the rudder pedals in this plane, and there weren’t a whole of places in here I felt I could brace against. The side of the fuselage was out of the question - sure, I could have planted my foot on one of the metal stringers but if it slipped I was worried about the toe of my shoe punching through the cloth, leaving a hole in the side of the airplane. Just a bit embarssing. And probably expensive to repair. (Although I’m sure the local Wal-Mart sells blue duct tape) J said something about it being cold and stiff and needing some grease. Uh-huh… I was wondering how the guy before me managed this. Or maybe he didn’t bother with it, some people don’t. Cripes, I can’t get this thing to work when we’re stopped and on the ground - no way was this going to happen in flight. **$%@ antiques! Damn arthritic airplane!

Oh, well, forget it - I’ll manage without it. By this time the Cub has pulled around and started a take-off. J said “Go on - go catch that Cub. C’mon!” Alright - I pulled it around, lined it up, went to full power. “Push forward - get it up on the wheels.” So I did. “Push harder” OK… but J, this is as long as my arm gets, did you know that? We were up on the wheels, and as we accelerated I eased back to keep us at the same angle (remember, the faster you go, the less input needed), then when it got light and started the first little bounce over the grass I pulled back. Wheeeee! Up we soared. “Follow that airplane” said J, and so I did, swinging the nose back and forth to keep it in sight. Actually, the little yellow cub was in no danger from the growling behemoth pursuing it - we may have had three times the horsepower but we were no faster than it was.

The Cub flew off to somewhere else, and I was having a go at my second Stearman landing, which was much as the first. Until I got a little slack on the roll-out. The airplane started to go to the right, pulling hard, accelerating into the turn, that nasty feeling that things are not going well at all –

“J! I’m starting to lose --”

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! on the rudders, and J had it under control. “Your plane” he said, calm as can be, like careening out of control happens every day. Come to think of it, when he’s instructing it probably does happen every day.

If you’re going to fly you don’t have time to spare for feeling sheepish or ashamed of a mistake - we were still going down the runway in a very big and powerful machine that was now back in my hands and feet. Brought it to a halt, turned it around, we able to chat a little bit because the engine was at low power, then another take off. We commented on low level stalls - you do them 6 inches off the ground to land the airplane, but they’ll kill you at 60 feet (20 m). Discuss how this airplane was likely the only Boeing either of us will ever fly. There was something a little odd about flying this archaic relic as newer Boeings passed overhead on their way to or from Midway and O’Hare airport, full of people who were most likely oblivious to us and perhaps concerned at the “advanced” age of their 15 or 20 year old airplane. Look down, you’ll see a Boeing six decades old, and it’s far from the eldest still flying. Boeing builds a good airplane.

Third time up, J was still telling me to push the stick forward, get the airplane up on two wheels. This was a soft field, and on soft fields you’re supposed to get off the ground as soon as possible because you accelerate so much better going through air rather than weeds. It doesn’t take much power to make this big, heavy heap of stuff float, particulary in ground effect… just a big blue and yellow hovercraft until you reach your climbing speed then up you go. J told me I was doing alright, I just needed to be just a little more agressive on the controls. Nothing subtle or gentle about a Stearman. I was thinking pretend to be a big, hulking, 18 year old farmboy… Then I was thinking about the usual landing questions - when to reduce power, am I too far or too close the runway, what was the wind doing, what was the airplane doing, was there other traffic in the air, was there traffic on the ground, did I need to correct my course, was I going down too fast or too slow…?

Down again, and as we rolled out J called for full power. Since there was no reason not to I pushed the throttle forward and we went up again. Up and around, and this time he had me pull the power back to idle abeam the touchdown point, a power-off glide to the runway. J told me to go ahead and try to land without power, but don’t be stupid about it - if it became apparent that more power was prudent go ahead and use the throttle. I turned for the runway, kept an eye on our descent and did the usual calculations of speed and distance. It occured to me that J had not shared the best glide speed with me so I opted for the climb speed we had been using since that’s usually quite close to best glide in most single-engine airplanes I’ve flown. And J wasn’t complaining. Truth is, I was not looking much at the airspeed anyhow - most of the approach I had my eyes over the left side, watching where we were going, doing this by feel and eyeball which is how you’re supposed to fly this thing anyhow.

Coming over the airport fence I got a little anxious. We seemed as low as we normally are in the Citabria, but in the Stearman I’ve got substantially more airplane underneath me. This airplane might win a confrontation with the fence but I would prefer not to test that theory as I have been wrong before, once in awhile. J reassured me we had adequate clearance, I was doing fine. Then the wheels were on the grass - it was still a little sooner than I expected but I was in a proper flare so the touchdown was gentle. Full power and up again.

I was doing touch and goes in a biplane. Wow! Pilots who fly taildraggers are a minority. Even fewer get a chance to do what I was doing now - not just from lack of desire but lack of opportunity, there are just very few of these airplanes avaiable in the way this one is.

Of course, that thought was just enough distraction to cause a problem on the next landing. I felt the airplane sneaking away from me again, pulling to the right - this time I was the one to BOOM-BOOM-BOOM on the rudders and pull it back into line. Got a “Good job” out of J. I kept focused on keeping us in line and got it up once again, then sternly reminded myself to stay focused not just on the landing but also on the rollout. You ain’t done flying until you’re done moving.

I was getting better at leveling off and speed control, which wasn’t surprising. I’ve flown enough different airplanes that I’ve figured out how to pick these things up pretty quickly. I set it up for landing for a fifth time. This time, though, I over corrected for the crosswind and we drifted east of the runway, overshooting it. I started up with “…I don’t like this approach…”, already thinking to go around and try again, but J said don’t go around, I can still fix the problem. Go ahead and turn to the runway.

Now, there’s a trick to doing this safely - and doing it wrong can hurt you. You don’t actually aim at the runway touchdown point. Not only is it harder to simply aim for that spot but you can fixate on it to the point that you let other things slide, until you wind up low, slow, and cross-controlled. That puts you one mistake away from flipping inverted and crashing. Nor is that an exaggeration - a certain number of people do die of that every year. I am not sure what the minimum altitude is for recovering from that mistake, and I don’t have to know - by the time you’re on final approach you’re well below it and there’s just not enough time and altitude to recover before impact.

So, what to do? There are actually two solutions to the problem, but one requires more altitude to start than the other, and we weren’t that high off the ground at this point. So…assuming sufficient distance between you and the end of the runway, make a normal turn to intercept the desired flight path before the end of the runway, fly straight and level to that point, then make another normal turn to point yourself down the runway. If, at any time, it becomes apparent you don’t have enough room to complete the manuver in that manner your only alternative is full power and a go-around. In this case it worked just fine. We came over the fence straight and level and aimed down the runway. Another good landing.

Up again, and around. As we traveled along the downwind once again, and J said something about putting on the carb heat, I said I’d had enough landing practice today - I want to fly the plane and do some sight-seeing. Well, OK, sure - it was my money and I was supposed to be in charge here. And I’d feel sort of silly for having the camera banging into my right ribs the whole trip and not get a chance to use it. He asks me what I’d like to do.

Now, that was an interesting question - I’ve been coming out here all summer but the flying has been very focused on a particular goal, I haven’t thought that much about the scenery other than the usual “Gee - could I land in that field if I had to?” questions. I looked left and right. It was a marvelously clear day in the Midwest. That meant farmfields out to the distant horizon. Hmm… we have limited time and distance for this - even without considering the thickness of my wallet (which was getting thinner by the minute) J had to be back for his next customer at a certain time. J suggested following one of the roads below to the Illinois river. Sure, that sounded fine.

I climbed just a little bit higher, but not much. It does get colder as you go up, and the windchill factor in these things can be ferocious. If you ever take a ride in an open cockpit airplane there are two important things to remember: dress warm, and wear eye protection. I’ve got sunglasses that wrap slighting and do a good job of blocking the wind. J had something like one of those shop safety visors on. The old-timers used goggles. Simple reason - it’s hard to fly an airplane when your eyes are watering so badly you can’t see.

I put us over the road, S-turning back and forth in order to keep the road in sight. Still the same great non-existant forward view. I was thinking that if you learned to fly in one of these doing formal S-turns across a road would be old hat by the time you got to your checkride. It was a great day to be aloft, couldn’t ask for better weather (well, OK, maybe a little warmer…)

J and I have gotten progressively less chatty over the summer - mostly because I was saying less, I suspect, but also because I needed less coaching. And the roaring engine up front, even at cruise, still required raised voices. J asked if I was doing OK temperature wise and I said yes. Having spent my first two years of flying in open cockpits I knew how to dress for the occassion and to be honest I was almost too warm. Partly it was the long underwear, I was sure, but there was also sunlight beating down on me and I was having to exert some effort to manuver this thing. If I had been just sitting in the back as luggage I might have been chilly. I returned the question just to be polite - I mean, he was probably wearing more stuff than I was, and he had a hat on, too. And he does this far more often than I do.

We flew along some more. This was not a hands-off airplane. A lot of the airplanes I fly, once you set them up on course you can take your hands off the controls and they’ll happily fly along in a straight line. I didn’t know for sure if this one would or not, but the need to constantly S-turn kept you busy and prevented you from finding out the hands-off stability of the plane. In addition, there was a certain quality to its flight that was subtly different, and I was not sure I could explain it adequately except to say that, although it was straightforward and simple to fly, it was not as forgiving as more modern trainers. There had been a couple instances on this flight where it started to wander away from my intentions and while I had no problem bringing it back into line it was not a wandering I would expect to encounter in, say, a Cessna 172 or Piper Warrior. When it strayed, it strayed a little more quickly. There were other little things - in a turn, this Stearman had much more adverse yaw than anything I’ve ever flown other than a Quicksilver ultralight. There was the shake-and-rattle at the 1600 rpm engine setting. In the landing, as we slowed to near-stall, you have to put a LOT of input into the controls, full throws on the rudder to keep it in line (although the crosswind did have something to do with that), much more than other airplanes I’ve flown. None of which was bad, just different.

J said about 10 more miles to the river, then threw in the comment that if I came back next summer and took his aerobatics course he’d let me loop and roll the Stearman. Now that’s an interesting way to try and sell time in airplanes… I said “We’ll see.” Sure, we both know the lines to trot out about aerobatics improving skills and confidence and making a person a better pilot (which is true), like it’s some chore that needs to be suffered, but I know the real story is that he likes that stuff. It’s the way his eyes light up when he talks about it.

Truth is, he has got me convinced that flying upside down can be fun. I can’t wait (ha!) to have the required argument with the husband prior to taking lessons myself.

Which brings up an interesting comment I got a few times about this flight - I’ve had both a couple pilots and a couple non-pilots ask me why we didn’t do that fancy stuff. Quite simple, really - the whole point of this exercise was to have me fly the plane, not J, and I don’t know how to do aerobatics. I try to avoid things for which I am not qualified in aviation prior to getting proper instruction, and even more so when screwing up said manuvers can, potentially break an airplane while in flight. Neither of us were wearing parachutes, for one thing, and for another, even if we were, I did not want to have to explain to C why her pretty biplane was lying in pieces scattered across Illinois farm fields. Although I expect J would do his best to put a stop to the proceedings before things got that bad, the fact is stuff happens sometimes and you need to be properly equipped for it. And if I did take aerobatic lessons, it wouldn’t be in the Stearman because it’s just too expensive for me to fly on a regular basis.

We reached the river and I turned left, towards the east, to follow along the water. Speaking of the husband… he was going to want pictures, since he couldn’t be here himself.

“J, you fly the plane for a few minutes, OK?”

“Why?” I could see him looking at me in the mirror, and he seemed puzzled.

Well, that was an interesting response. “Because if I don’t come back with some pictures my husband is going to kill me.”

He laughed at that. “OK, my plane.”

Now that I wasn’t having to pay attention to flying the machine I could get a good look at the guy up front since the mirror worked for me, too. Gosh, darn, he looked so serious…! Which is actually fairly common - even when a pilot is having a good time and lots of fun on a great weather day and in a machine where not a lot of effort is required there’s still a tendency to have a look of serious concentration. Even at its most fun and carefree flying is still a serious business.

Let’s see - aim left, snap picture. Aim right, snap picture. Now what? Aim forward, snap picture - see how lousy the view was looking forward? There’s proof! What else can I take pictures of, up here? Well, there’s the river. Snap. Snap. Hmm… could I get some kewl arty-farty shots? Hmm… let’s see, can I hang this camera over the side? Er… um… well, the airplane sort of comes up to my armpit, I was strapped in to a rig that could probably hold an elephant in place (and I exaggerate much less than you think I do), the camera was on a leash of limited length (attached to my shoulder harness) and this was probably not going to work real well. What the heck. Snap.

Darn. I seem to have run out of interesting subject matter. I mean, how many corn and soybean fields can you fill a camera with? I finished off the current disk in the camera anyway. Let’s see, do I want to reload? There was the complication that the fresh “film” was in my vest pockets, which were also under the safety straps. Although I feel very safe and secure up here, and the airplane was flying along very level and steady, I just didn’t feel inclined (for some reason) to loosen these straps (or risk accidently unlatching them) in order to get in my pockets. I had a brief moment when I thought I had lost the lens cap - not an entirely unreasonable fear when you hang a camera in an airstream equal to that of a category one hurricane - but it was still on its little string, just sort of twisted up and around in an odd position. Got it back on, turned off the camera, and swung it back down under my right armpit for safe keeping.

“J?”

“Want your airplane back?”

“Yep.”

“It’s your plane, then.”

So I got my feet back on the rudders, my right hand on the stick, my left on the throttle, and resumed flying. I was still having a good time, but concious that we were getting near the end of this ride. I could see the town of Morris clearly off to our left, and the airport north of it. J mentioned the need to get back. He also mentioned, in an almost apologetic way, that he would do the final landing. Like he expected me to argue.

Let’s see - I left my house at 6:30 am, drove two hours, flew for an hour and half doing nothing but take-offs and landings without a break, spent about four hours fidgeting in place for my turn in the Stearman, got in that, and spent an hour flying a plane that actually does take some physical effort to manage both on the ground and in the air, it was now 4 pm… you know, I am feeling just a little bit tired now, and the prospect of landing this crate on pavement in a full crosswind was just not as appealing a prospect as it would have been earlier in the day. I don’t have a problem with him finishing off this flight. As a bonus, I get to watch a truly skilled pilot in action, which opportunity I wouldn’t mind getting more often.

“How about I take a left at the water tower?” I said “You can do a straight in approach if you want to.”

“I was going to suggest that.” he said. “Fly us over the water tower, I’ll take over when we pass the racetrack.”

“OK, that’s a plan.”

Down the river. There’s I-80, there’s the water tower - left over the tower. >sigh< Here’s the race track. “J, it’s your plane.”

I let go of the controls. There was my hour of Stearman time, and goodness knows when there’ll be another, if ever. J did his usual “I am resuming control and about to land” pump of the rudders and working of the stick, and this time I remembered to get all my body parts out of the way in time. He told me to help watch for traffic, which I did. The engine sound faded as he pulled back the power and the big yellow wings slid down the air once again, going back to ground. I had a very good view of the changing perspective as the plane leveled off and the wheels touched, just the two mains, not a three point landing. Wheel landing, then. J was riding the rudders pretty hard, keeping us on line. Yes, that probably would have been a difficult landing at best for me. Nicely handled, though.

J also said that, given the tight manuvering space between the hangars, he’d perfer I not taxi it home. I mentioned that the last thing I wanted to do was break anything so I was OK with that, too. I suspected that he was also a bit late, slightly in a hurry, and knew he could get this thing parked quicker than I could.

J’s next customer was going to be in the Decathalon, which just happened to live next door to the Stearman. The Decathalon was already out of the hangar when we pulled up and someone - presumably the customer - was struggling into a parachute and not succeeding terribly well, even with another person assisting him.

J parked the Stearman and shut it down. He got out of the cockpit, trotted down the wing and off towards the next guy. Where does he get so much energy? Me, I unstrapped, stood up on the seat, dragged my self up and over the edge of the cockpit, and onto the lower wing. And then, for some reason, I just sat down there, on the wing, and realized I was just the tiniest bit out of breath. I must confess, part of the reason I was sitting there was a reluctance to leave the Stearman, because then it really would be over.

The next guy was, I guessed, around 20. He was certainly enthusiastic. Hey, I had that much energy 10 hours and 2 flights ago. I noticed a somewhat older gentleman off to the side, the one person not helping to get this other guy into a 'chute. He seemed to have just noticed me. I supposed he was the young guy’s father. He started asking me about how it was to fly the Stearman. Wow. I was pretty sure by this man’s questions he was not a pilot himself. Likely an enthusiast, but not a flyer, at least not in the sense I am. On top of that, I was still trying to process the last hour of sensory input. It was different than a modern airplane, but not as different as I thought it would be. I was having trouble quantifying the differences. Sure, I’ve got hundreds of hours in the cockpit, but only one hour in the Stearman. Do I really have enough information for comparison? I spent a minute in thought while sliding down the lower wing on my butt and dropping onto the ground. Tried to do my best to answer, struggling with even the question of why take a flight in the biplane: because I seem to have a habit of flying at least one new type of airplane a year. Because doing so lets me touch a piece of history. Because it’s like being in an old movie, except it’s full color instead of black and white. Because a few months ago on an internet message board, when the question was if you could fly any military aircraft at all, which would you choose? I had the audacity to answer “Boeing PT-17 Stearman”. Because it’s an airplane, and I was a pilot. Because I truly love flying open cockpit, and so rarely get the chance to do so. Because I’ve wanted to do this since I was a kid, but never thought I would. Because it’s there. Because I can. Because I want to.

How is the Stearman different than a Cessna or a Piper? I’ve been asking myself that for a week now. Partly, it’s the physicality of it - most of the airplanes I fly just two fingers on the stick or yoke is plenty enough. The Stearman needs a full hand, at least for me. But beyond that simple observation, I see it as part of a continuum. A Piper Warrior does not require much rudder at all, either on the ground or in the air. It’s been tweaked to minimize the effects of adverse yaw and torque and p-factor, to fly straight and level and you have to insist a little to get it to turn. The Cessnas - 150’s and 172’s - are somewhat older designs, and therefore come earlier in aviation history. You need a little more rudder. Put them in a bank and they either won’t settle back to straight and level as fast as a Warrior, or they will happily fly on a slant forever. They do less for you to make it easy - though don’t get me wrong, they’re about as easy to fly as anything gets. The Stearman is earlier yet. It’s full of adverse yaw and all those other things, to the extent that a climbing left turn at full power still requires right rudder to keep things coordinated. While I always felt in control in the air, I also had the sense that if I stopped paying attention it was going to wander off on it’s own and possibly do something very unpleasent that I wouldn’t like. It wasn’t enough to tell it what to do, you had to keep repeating yourself. And without question it was a complete beast to handle on the ground. No question. And you can’t see what’s directly in front of you, I won’t miss that part of the whole experience. It’s a definite negative.

Yet, that might leave you with the impression a Stearman is a difficult airplane to fly. It isn’t. People used to start flying on these, and soloing in 10 hours was considered normal. A Cessna or Piper might genuinely be an easier airplane to fly, but that hardly makes the Stearman impossible. Just less forgiving in some ways, and less inclined to help you along in others. Mostly, just a little bit different from time to time.

J said something to the other flight school person about helping to get the kid situated and he’d be back in 10 or 15 minutes. The kid asked a question I didn’t quite catch. J said “I have to take care of my pilot, first.” and starts walking back towards me.

The kid said "She’s the pilot?"

You know, some days you just want to slap people.

Not that he was malicious - clearly it was yet another case that he either didn’t expect the woman to be the pilot, or he didn’t realize the pilot who crawled out second was female until he really took a look at me. Folks who know perfectly well that some pilots are women nonetheless often do not expect to meet one, and are surprised to do so. I am not what they expect to see get out of an airplane cockpit.

J ignored the comment, if he noticed it at all, and gestured for me to walk to the office with him. There are two more things to be done - an entry in my logbook, and (oo, ouch!) the bill. As we walked along the ramp area I said to him "Hey, have you seen Space Cowboys?"

“Yeah. What about it?”

“You know that opening bit, with the young kid running around and asking everyone for a scary ride…?”

J saw where I was going with that, glanced back at the guy who has finally been strapped into a parachute and was now being wedged into the Decathalon. J chuckled. “Yep, it’s going to be a scary ride…” and got that gleam in his eyes he always gets before going off to do some aerobatics.

I was thinking back to when J told me his students “hardly ever” scream. Uh-huh… I am sure he wasn’t too hard on that young man. And perhaps I had just the briefest of evil fantasies but said nothing.

A few minutes later, J was figuring out what I owed the school between two flights in two different airplanes and I hardly believed I was writing “PT-17” in the logbook. If you had told me a year ago I’d be doing touch-n-goes in a Stearman I’d have laughed in your face and asked you what you were smoking. And yet, there I was. It’s a very strange feeling to want something for decades, think you have no chance of ever getting it, then suddenly having it. You want to hold on to the reality but feel it slipping away even a few minutes after, even while your cheeks are still slightly numb from the cold air beating on them for a real, genuine hour. Even while the smell of grease and avgas is still in your clothes and gloves and hair. Even while you can still hear the wind in your ears and the creak of metal and cloth and wood under the roar of engine and propeller. Even while you can look out the window and see the airplane and remember the feel of the stick, the leather rimming the cockpit, the tightness of the straps and feel the fatigue in your legs from pushing the rudders. Already the reality was fading. I was running calculations in my head, trying to figure out how to afford this feeling once again, fearing the memory would need to last years, if not a lifetime.

The lingering stiffness the next day will tell me I didn’t dream this hour, the pictures are enduring proof it happened, but it’s hard to hang onto the memory in as much detail as I’d like to. I used to dream of flying until I started flying for real, and then almost never again in dreams, but I am still hoping that some night when I close my eyes I’ll open them again over the Illinois river, over the the autumn fields, and feel the downwash off the upper wing as I steer a biplane across a flawless blue sky.

Lockheed for design …
Douglas for engineering …
Boeing for damn fine airplanes …
Grumman for unbreakable trucks …

And Broomstick for great stories …

:smiley: <— Me green with admiration and jealosy.
I’d like to a fly a biplane someday, but unlike Broomstick I am very unlikely to do anything about it.

Brian

Girl, you are not only an ace pilot, you are an ace author as well.

You have GOT to collect these stories and publish them. Hey, the royalties will pay for a couple of more rides, at least!

Wonderful, wonderful story, Broomstick.

Did you follow up on the trim lever? Was it stuck?

Here’s a pic of a PT-17 Stearman — and in your colours. I wonder whether it’s the same aircraft you flew. How many can there be? This one is at a site called Trade-A-Plane. Maybe it’s still for sale (registration required to read the ads).

I guess I learned to fly in a Boeing then. The Rankin Aeronautical Acadamy at Tulare, CA, a contract Primary Flight School for the Army during WWII was the place and PT-17’s were the planes. I’ve got to say that I never noticed that the Stearman required all that much physical effort. But then it’s been a long time ago and at the time I had no standard of comparison. And I had an instructor by the name of Robin. With an instructor like that, flying has to come easy.

I will agree that the plane if difficult to land. I noticed in your story that you didn’t do the landing. Possibly early on in giving rides they tried letting the customer land and had too many scraped wingtips and full ground loops to make it profitable. The plane has a high cg because of the upper wing with its fuel tank along with a narrow landing gear span. You have to fly it all the way to the stop and turnoff at the end of the runway. We stood and watched 5 guys in a row groundloop one day at Ranking during a rather stiff crosswind. That’s why I just loved tricycle gear. When you land the thing automatically straightens itself out. They handle like a baby carriage, and with excellent forward visibility. With conventional gear you can’t see where you are going and have to use S turns while taxiing, but if you’ve never flown anything else you don’t know any better so it all seems normal.

Another wonderful Broomstick post!

Someday I’ll join you in some sort of aviation activity… <sigh>

Man, that was a GREAT story! I really felt that feeling of flying, and I’m not even a pilot.

As an over-40 female desk-jockey, I’m thrilled you got this opportunity and really jazzed by your account of the flight. Thanks for writing this up!

No, I did not follow up - and last time I was out at the airport the darn thing was hardly on the ground so I couldn’t check it myself, and pretty much anyone else I could talk to was also airborne. Basically, it was fantastic weather and everyone was taking advantage of it. So, no follow up. But J might have remembered to say something, or noticed it again next time he was in the rear seat.

Yes, that is the exact color scheme, but it’s a different airplane. I know this for two reasons. For one thing, the Morris Stearman is not for sale. For another, it has a different N-number (N75855 vs. N55809)

But beyond those two obvious points, there is no rear-view mirror on the trade-a-plane Stearman, nor does it have the US flag decals the Morris Stearman does. The Morris Stearman also has stars that the trade-a-plane one does not, and it doesn’t have a red spinner. Here’s an actual picture of the one I flew on this webpage

I didn’t know you were that old. Yep, sounds like you learned in a Stearman.

As for the physical effort - I presume you were a healthy young late-teenager/early 20’s man, not a woman borderig on middle-age. Right now I don’t have the physical strength you did when you were that young man, just a fact of life. And if it was your first airplane you didn’t know any better, as you’ve said.

Excuse me?

I didn’t do the first two landings and I didn’t do the last landing - but I certainly did the five in between those, thank-you-very-much. On the second one I did require some assistance on the roll-out but I assure you I did land that airplane. I have enough hours with J to know when he is and isn’t on the controls, and it isn’t like you can subtly help someone in that airplane. Go back and re-read the 3rd post a little more carefully.

This wasn’t a “ride” - aside from about 10-15 minutes out of the total 1.2 hours, I was doing the flying. With a more knowledgable person looking over my shoulder, so to speak, but that IS the way it’s done.

No, they don’t let the tourists do the landings - but I’m not “just” a tourist.

Gimme $2,000 and I’ll happily do my required five hours and solo the damn thing. Trust me, that’s the only thing stopping me, the money.

They do give training from intitial flight through solo, then offer it for rental. The MrB I referred to in the story did exactly that this summer (apparently he has some money - or did until he took up Stearman flying) and is now flying it on his own. This isn’t some feel-good gimmicky trick they’re playing on people, making them think they’re doing something they’re not.

That I will not dispute.

Sorry that I completely misread your post. If you can land Stearmans you can land anything. Congratulations. And if you did manage to solo and get to fly the thing for 1000 hours, the last landing requires exactly as much care as does the first.

Thank you - although strictly speaking, I can sometimes land Stearmans :smiley:

And your point about the last landing requiring as much care as the first is well taken… not only did the experience educate me on the difference between where I am vs. where I’d need to be to solo it, but there have been a few oft-told tales of the airport experts accidently using the Stearman for, say, hangar door removal as well as tree-trimming. I asked J if flying it ever got routine and he said “This airplane is never routine.” I suspect landings have a lot to do with that statement.

Excellent post.

I was really surprised about this part though:

Granted, the lack of a radio probably wasn’t a big deal back in the days when the biplane was new, but these days the skies are a lot more crowded. If you don’t have a radio, how do you know when it’s your turn to land? I’m sure there’s some sort of procedure in place, just in case the radio fails on a modern plane as well, but I’m curious how air traffic control is handled when you can’t talk to the plane you need to control.

Good question and I suppose and answer from Broomstick will be along shortly.

However, they used to use a light gun, called a biscuit gun to give you either a green light for permission to land or a red one for go around one more time.

The procedure was to come into a strange airport above traffic and check on the ground for a thing called a wind T. This was a T shaped gadget that was lined up with the runway in use with the cross of the T being upwind. This gave the opportunity to see what traffic there was at the field. You then went out to some distance and entered the traffic pattern at a 45[sup]o[/sup] angle to the downwind leg. As you approached the downwind leg you looked for planes that were already in the pattern such as those shooting practice landings. If there was room for you in the traffic pattern you then turned onto the downwind leg. You then turned on the base leg and looked at the tower, if there was one, which would give you a green light if you were cleared to land.

However sometimes no green was given and in the absence of a red light from the tower you went ahead and landed.

In short, you found your own place in the traffic at the airport. Even today many small airports don’t have control towers. Most do have what used to be called “Unicom” which you can call for traffic advisories. Such a service is in no way a traffic control tower and it is the pilot’s responsibility to avoid other traffic and find a place in the traffic that is already there, if any.

In a few short days I’m going to be participating in a weekend flying camp - kind of like Space Camp, but instead of doing a shuttle mission the focus is on airplanes. Besides some classroom training, much of the time is spent between simulators, gliders, and a Cesna (not sure which model).

This opportunity fell into my lap, and while I will in no way be walking away with any sort of certification/license, I will have an opportunity to actually fly a small plane.

This thread was both timely and inspirational. Thanks for taking the time to write about your experience, Broomstick. I’m now officially itching for Friday to come!

If the field has a tower, it will use the light-gun system David described. When reaching the field, you take up a position clear of the pattern, wait to be noticed, get the green light, then enter the pattern and land. On takeoff, you call the tower before getting in the plane so they’ll know about you, and wait for the light gun signals on the ground. At a nontowered airport, keep your head on a swivel, look for traffic, then enter the pattern when it looks clear.

Pilots will often bring a handheld 2-way radio for the purpose (and they’re common backups on planes with radios), but it may be hard to hear and be heard in an open-cockpit plane (besides which you only have 1 hand left to fly with).

Misery, have a great time.

Broomstick, have you ever submitted anything to Flying or Plane and Pilot or AOPA Flight Training ? Your stuff is at least as good as anything else I’ve read there lately. It would be hard to beat Gordon Baxter’s last column, concluding that “God flies a 450 Stearman”, though. Thanks, and please keep it up!

A possible reason why the Stearman controls seemed heavy to Broomstick has occurred to me. The Stearman was intended for military pilot training and so might have been geared to produce more control surface movement for a given control actuator movement for a quicker response. If that’s true then the stick and rudder would offer less mechanical advantage to the pilot that would be the case with, say, a Cessna that isn’t intended for acrobatic flight.

I remember a TV documentary about theLockheed P-38 that addressed this very point. The original design of the P-38 was as a high altitude, high speed interceptor to tackle incoming bombers and great maneuverability wasn’t required. This became a problem when the mission changed to include fighter to fighter action as well as ground attack where maneuverability becomes crucial.

As can be seen from the pictures, the plane had a high roll moment of inertia as compared to conventions fighters. This meant that it required more control surface force in order to get the same roll rate. Roll rate is crucial for turning because the plane can’t turn fast unless it rolls fast. In order to correct the problem Lockheed increased the size of the ailerons, but then the control force at high speed become too much for the pilot. So they then added hydraulic boost to the aileron controls and that took care of that.

If the Stearman has less mechanical advantage in the controls than the typical light plane of today then the control pressure required would indeed by noticably higher.