he presented him self this way to an audience lately on TV:
“Hello I’m Al Gore and I used to be the next president of the United States” 
Al Gore dies a little inside everytime he tells that joke.
Oh, if only…
Hey, only Al Gore can make jokes about Al Gore! Al Gore also likes Viagra! It helps Al Gore’s posture! Pass the Pepsi!
I think you should all show a little gratitude and respect. Afterall, he did invent the internet.
Time to go back to the nursing home, Mr. Dole. Try not to fall off any stages on the way.
I haven’t been around here much lately, so if anybody mentioned his recent SNL appearance, I missed it. Basically he was address ing the nation as if he had been president for the past six years. (Gas down to 19 cents a gallon, having to bail out the oil companies, huge budget surplus, etc.) The clip should be easy to find; I think I Googled “Al Gore Saturday Night Live clip”. It’s about 4 minutes long and about 10 MB (thank you, new high-speed connection!) and I just about pissed my pants laughing. Who knew?
Scarlett, that is a hilarious clip!
[http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/05/snl_al_gore_for.html](Here it is)
[http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/05/snl_al_gore_for.html](Let me try that again)
Damn coding!
Or coder.
Could a Mod fix that, please?
He’s been saying that for a few years now.
Another of his jokes is “I’m a recovering politician.”
Lately, however, he’s added “But there’s always the danger of a relapse.”
He’s got my vote.
I heard him say that whenever he encounters some of the really mean-spirited jokes, his usual response is just “very funny, Tipper.”
He also plays himself on a few episodes of Futurama as a head in a jar.
“I have ridden the mighty moon worm!”
“as the inventor of the internet and the environment…”
The name of the episode is “Crimes of the Hot”
He was also in “Anthology of Interest 1”
When Gore was VP and he sprained or broke his ankle, he was asked by a reporter how the injury was affecting his Vice-Presidential duties, and he replied that he had to walk Socks more slowly. I thought that was pretty funny.
Anyone who’d seen when Al Gore hosted the show a couple of years ago- especially THE BACHELORETTE parody of how he picked his running-mate.