So you say, but my ass is skinny and if you think I’m a-belivein’ some stuff you found on that-there intraweb you’re just fulla shit! Everybody knows the goddam libruls in New York and queers in California control alla that stuff.
C’mon down anyways. There’s a good band at the Pink Pony this week and when you walk out the back door there you’re right on the beach. You can go wadin’ right out in the water still wearin’ your split-sided evenin’ dress.
Oh, don’t tempt me! Are the camellias out yet down there?
I thought for sure Wisconsin would be up there.
In your face Springfield, MO!
Somewhere in my extensive piles of paper, I may still have a clipping from 1997 detailing how CSIS (the Canadian equivalent of the CIA and Homeland Security) kept tabs on such dangerous radical terrorist organizations as the Anglican Church and the Raging Grannies.
Any self-respecting Southerner knows that Camellias bloom in the fall & winter.
Or, are we talking about something else here. :dubious:
Nothing’s blooming except the sun-bunnys on the beaches. It’s so freakin’ dry I haven’t even had to mow the yard in over a month. C’mon down, bring your dancin’ shoes and some of that extra rain with you.
Ranting about gay control and suggesting a trip to a bar called the Pink Pony. Hmmm. Comfy in that closet?
Jesus. Has it become impossible to get anything close to an accurate thread title in the Pit these days?
But he wants me to come visit in my split-sided evening dress and dancing shoes, which seems to indicate a heterosexual orientation. (Unless he mistakenly thinks I’m male, in which case I agree it would point the other way.)
Yes.
I hear you brother. Sort of depends upon which mod is patrolling the forum.
The Pink Pony has been there since 1956. Sign on the front door even says so. If them-there gay folk want a color, they can go get their own. In fact, they can go get their own word too. I’ve had me some gay times in the Pink Pony, and it was all with girls.
Me an’ Elvis both wore us some pink and we both like dancin’ with girls. At least Elvis did in his day, which is done over now. But I’m still here and I still like dancin’ with girls and havin’ us a gay ol’ time in the Pink Pony.
Yeah, let 'em go find their own color and their own word too.
OMG!! The Gay Terrorists are coming!!
On a serious note, I can see the point of the Alabama DHS in that “single issue” groups are likely to be the breeding grounds for terrorists. But maybe we can narrow that down a bit to groups that actually advocate a militant approach to that issue.
And yeah, the attack of the patently false thread titles continues… :rolleyes:
…says the Libertarian named “Liberal.”
And bashing the whole state based on something a politician did. How enlightened.
You may be too young to remember, so I suggest you read a history of the US during the 1960s, sonny boy. Or, just peruse this list.
The cool thing with Wisconsin is, while we have some large women, the overall attractiveness is boosted with the really, really hot women we have.
Kinda like bashing a whole country over a politician. Sadly, it happens.
BTW, I’ve always liked AL, just too damn hot and muggy to live in.
It’s just right for me. I love the summery feeling of being enclosed in blazing mid-day heat. And no, I’m not being the least bit sarcastic.
I envy you. I love the Southern US more than any place on earth, but this Georgian can’t friggin stand the summers. I honestly wish I did, though.
My wife and I spent a month in Maine last year on vacation, and she had to drag me back here by my ankles.