Just wanted to pop in and paint with a really wide brush, since it seems to be a popular thing to on the boards recently.
Carry on.
You forgot the part about the sperm accents. I love the sperm accents.
Hey, don’t get me started on that “Minnesota Nice” load of crap.
It doesn’t matter where all of y’all are. All of y’all are not Colorado. All of your states suck.
And we’d like to keep it that way.
Ya’ bunch a freakin’ homogeneityphobes.
Why is it so windy in Oklahoma?
Because Kansas sucks and Texas blows.
But yeah, the broad brush painting this past week/month/whatever is getting old. To anyone doing it: Hey, man, it makes you look completely idiotic and whatever valid point you may have had hidden in your post is lost due to your blatant stupidity. Fighting ignorance indeed. :rolleyes:
Wutsa matta wit you? You forgot da New Yawk thugs!
At least our cops can find their own left elbows with help from the Boy Scouts.
Can we say something bad about French-Canadians and how there should be a bounty on them?
Everybody who paints with a broad brush is an uneducated baffoon.
I stopped hugging trees long enough to post, you SUV driving wastrels.
Back to my soy tea.
Jersey attitude? What fuckin’ Jersey attitude? I got ya fuckin’ Jersey attitude right fuckin’ here! :: grabs package ::
Only if you remind folks to harvest the pelts, afterward. Granted, the hair ain’t pretty, but you shouldn’t waste it.
Yeah, everyone who paints people with a broad brush is an asshole.
All generalisations are wrong, including this one.
I’ve got statistics! (Will penicillin help?)
Well Kinky Freidman did sing “I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso.”
What keep Texas from floating out into the Gulf?
Oklahoma sucks.
[sub]I know. It’s old and lame, but it’s pretty much all I’ve got right now.[/sub] 
But…but…I am a freak!
Mississippi only exists to keep Alabama from being the bottom of the list.