Man, this thread’s aura is all messed up. You dudes need to chill, before your chakras get all out of alignment.
I’m fine as long as alla you fuckers stay out of New England.
That’s a bit much even for a Californian. I think you’re really living in Sedona, Arizona.
No, no, no. It’s obviously a feng shui problem. The sentences run east/west, letting in the bad spirits. We need them to run north/south so the natural *chi *can flow to balance the *yin *and yang of the thread.
I tipped my monitor on its side but it hasn’t seemed to help.
People, people, people, I’m so disappointed!
Florida doesn’t even get a mention?
The state that gave us Jeb Bush and Terry Schiavo and Elian Gonzales? The laughingstock that was the 2000 election. They suck up more federal disaster money on yearly hurricanes than entire other time zones. I’m afraid of getting carjacked in Miami and I’m from Detroit!
Everything’s in the 80s, the humidity, the senior citizens, the average IQs, due thanks to George Carlin.
Ok, so there’s Mouseville and spring break beaches and rockets and stuff, but any state with it’s own fark tag deserves mention dammit!
Florida: America’s wang.
There, happy now?
Sorry, didn’t think you’d be up yet.
If any of you fuckers say anything about les detritus blancs I’m gonna get real pissed.
It’s at times like these that I’m happy I live in Las Vegas. We don’t care where y’all come from, as long as ya got money we can take. 
Fat guys who are circumcised, smoking, in their SUVs, running over cats.
What’s up with that?
Oh, and they’re probably Republicans.
I tipped my monitor on its side, but all the words ran off onto my desktop. 
Nurse Carmen, I hereby express my dying love for you. Because I just got through being pissy about getting painted as a gas guzzling American, and when I saw this fucking thread title, I got irritated that AGAIN Californians were going to be given a bum rap.
I’m pretty sure someone mentioned les Québecois (French-Canadians) above.
Or undying love, if you prefer.
Good grief!
Massachusetts: At least we’re not Cow Hampshire.
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Heh. Don’t blame you, you voted for McGovern?
Wait- I’m from the part of California that all the Okies (and other rednecks) came to during the Dust Bowl. Does that mean I get the best of both worlds?
I get to eat sprouts and blow up SUVs while sticking the needle in people and shooting protesters? I get to listen to new age, zen music AND Toby Keith? FUCKING SWEET!
It’s true. We all love NASCAR in the south.
Sckew-doggie!
Boogity, Boogity, Boogity!
Let’s go racing boys!