Nah, you live in the part that some of the Okies settled in, the more industrious ones went on up to the hospitable part of the state, Salinas.
And Woody Guthrie was a redneck? Who’d a thunk it…
Folks, let just face the facts…
We are all freaky assholes who get a kick out of looking at our wangs for amusement.
I thought we established Florida as our wang?
Man, it gives me the willies when someone uses the words “kick” and “wang” in the same sentance. Course, I used to like in Georgia so you’d kinda expect that.
Don’t forget the Nevadans chain-smoking between puffs off of their oxygen tanks while parked in their wheelchair at the video slot machine all day.
Sorry, make that “live”. When you “like” in Georgia, well, that’s something different entirely.
Oh, yeah? Well, we Nebraskans…
Ah, fuckit. Nobody cares.
You forgot “the hairstyles.” 
Inordinately so.
A belated g’morning to you too. 
You say that as if there’s something wrong with 80’s hair! :eek:
Personally, I’ve always been charmed by the way you shatter when struck with a sharp blow from a hammer.
Exactly…and we’ve established that we look at Florida as a source of amusement.
In Palm Beach, Verily, we Wang.
We’re messed up from importing all the dregs from Michigan, Ohio, New Jersey, New York, Ontario, etc.
As we’re fond of saying here, last one out of Michigan please turn out the lights.
Unfortunately, the Jersey ones come back home every summer. Fricking snowbirds.
Yeah, summer is a bit of a respite. But some stay.
Everybody knows that BC’ers are exactly like Californians, only colder, wetter, and more polite about it.
Our former premier Amor De Cosmos brought the virus back from Cali in 1854.
Still, we’re better off than those yahoos next door who came down with a nasty case of Texas infection.
I see no one’s mentioned Virginia, yet, so:
RICHMOND, Virginia. - A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far as to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.
Yup.
Right on that.
It’s just you, & the wheat. Looots o wheat.
Eh. So what? Virginians have been wetting themselves for years.