And when the Virginians wet themselves? Some not unsubstantial amount of that flows down to Tennessee. Which explains why Tennessee Orange is unnaturally yellow.
Well, I’ve lived in both places, and I’m here to tell you the OP is dead wrong. In California I was an asshole, and in Texas I’m a freak.
Damn, you were an asshole by California standards?
Sorry, those are Floridians vacationing in Nevada because Atlantic City is too humid this time of year.
Canadians are white trash? Hoooeeee! My side just got way bigger!
Nebraska has the Internets now? Huh.
Look at my location. Just look at it. Yeah, you, cabron!
We see things on a single subway ride from Manhattan that would make General Patton curl up into a little sobbing ball. And I grew up here in the Seventies, when things were downright nasty.
But I can’t help but remember the constant refrain of ‘Florida, Texas, Florida, Texas’ in that thread where we were voting states out of the Union. Hee hee.
No shit, that’s scary. That’s like someone from Massachusetts calling you a shitty driver.
Or someone from TX telling you that your truck is just too damn big.
Or someone from North Carolina saying you smoke too much.
No, no, just the French-Canadians. And, being of French descent, this means that if your side gets in a bind, the first thing they’re going to do is surrender. And eat cheese. Actually, they’ll eat cheese anyway, whether or not you’re in a bind. Now that I think of it, if you eat too much cheese, you’re going to be in a bind anyway.
So you may as well surrender now.
Just remember, if Florida is America’s wang, that makes Georgia America’s soft underbelly.
…curds with fries in gravy. And break out the beer and cigs, and maybe start flirting amongst yaselves. Hey, could be worse.
I though that would have made Georgia and Alabama the nation’s testes.
Evil Captor, while reading this I was imagining the voice of Bruce Willis’ girlfriend from Pulp Fiction.
Or someone from Louisiana saying you drink too much
Or someone from Wisconsin saying your ass is to big.
Massachusetts: Birthplace of the 9/11 Attacks
Or someone from Wyoming saying your girlfriend is ugly.
Welcome to Utah. Please turn your clocks back 75 years.
If you’re uglier than a sheep, you got problems.