There’s no such thing as a Jersey attitude.
Now a JOISEY attitude, fa-get-about-it.
You know were all in the Mafia anyway.
You misspelled Arizona.
That’s actually a pretty good description of my mother. 
who fortunately does not have cyberspace access . . .
All you breeders need to shut the fuck up. I can’t concentrate on advancing the gay agenda and facilitating the end of known civilization.
Either way, it still makes Texas the asshole of America.
:eek:
I’m going to have to find your mailbox and pee in it!
Florida is nothing more than Gods waiting room.
and Jersey the armpit
They’ve changed the name of Candlestick Park to Monster Park. The choice speaks for itself.
I assure you, the idea has never occured to me even once in six decades. Please do not eliminate me from consideration as a freaky asshole nonetheless.
Anyone in Jersey notice in the paper that Princeton is second rate again?
I may be willing to concede Texas is merely the taint of America, whereas New Mexico becomes elevated to asshole/grundle status. Semantics, really.
We Texans are offended by the word asshole. We prefer the term jackass.
Convicted sex offenders and hurricanes, welcome to Florida.
Someone from Indiana saying your state is ugly.
Someone from Wisconsin saying you drink too much beer.
Someone from Kentucky saying anything intelligent.
Someone from West Virginia saying you look like your brother.
Someone from Ohio says you’re are too conservative.
Someone from New York says you’re are too aggressive.
Someone from Maine saying, “Y’all come back now, hear?”.
Someone from Massachusetts not honking their horn.
Someone poor from Rhode Island.
Someone from Geogia calling you a redneck.
Someone from Alabama calls you a racist.
Someone from Arkanas that has all their teeth.
Someone from Texas who isn’t tougher than you.
Someone from New Mexico with European ancestors.
Someone from Arizona without a tan.
Someone from southern California, that isn’t like so, all, well, you know.
Someone from northern California who vacations in San Diego.
Someone from Oregon that doesn’t visit Washington because it rains too much up there.
Someone from Washington that’s never smoked dope.
Someone from Montana that’s not a cowboy or a movie star.
Someone from Colorado without an attitude.
Someone from Wyoming that doesn’t own a horse.
Someone from Utah with a drinking problem and just one wife.
Someone from Nevada that doesn’t have at least one piece of silver clothing.
Someone from North Dakota says your state is too cold in the winter.
Dude, this is just fucking stupid.
Jus’ a li’l ol’ typo. He meant altitude, not attitude.
As are most (if not all) of these generalizations if not meant as a joke. Except for the New Jersey ones, of course.
“Welcome to the Mile High City — and I really am!”